"hypocritical asshooolism"
---political correctness of the highest order---
Thursday, June 10, 2004
well said luv'...
came across this on frenster while bumming ard on the net...short n sweet testimonial that would make all you politically correct shitheads sit up and take notice...
"R'emember when u need a FUCK, I'll always be there for u... coz FUCK means "Friendship U Can Keep" So promise Me We'll FUCK Forever!! cHeErS! (",)"
yes its probably plagarism...so??
...you may proceed to FUCK yourself in ur ass right about now...
-BM-
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"R'emember when u need a FUCK, I'll always be there for u... coz FUCK means "Friendship U Can Keep" So promise Me We'll FUCK Forever!! cHeErS! (",)"
yes its probably plagarism...so??
...you may proceed to FUCK yourself in ur ass right about now...
-BM-
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-e|even¹¹-
abbreviations...
for the uninitiated...here's a simple but nevertheless comprehensive (cuz i said so) list of acronyms that are commonly used for your reference so you won't look like a complete retard when you hear superior beings talking...
KNN: self explanatory...if you dun know this, you shd just die
CB: see above
NB: "Nah Beh"
NT: "Nah Tong"
LJ: see KNN
PCB: "Phua Chee Bye" (not printed circuit boards you fucking engineers)
LS: "Lub Siao"
WS: "Whack Siao"
PS: "Pah Seow/Siao" (interchangable)
FOD: "Fuck Off n Die"
KKYLP: "Kiao Kah Yo Lum Pah"
CKLPS: "Chui Kong Lum Pah Song"
RBS: "RaBak Siao"
FUBAR: "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition"
LL: "Lan Lan"
HGS: "Hon Gen Sect"
AV: "Adult Video"
PCC: see PS
HK: "Hong Kan"
RIZZO: Cosmic Being; Celestial Entity; God
and if you've got any opinions or have any problems with any of the above acronyms...TELL IT TO SOMEONE WHO CARES!
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KNN: self explanatory...if you dun know this, you shd just die
CB: see above
NB: "Nah Beh"
NT: "Nah Tong"
LJ: see KNN
PCB: "Phua Chee Bye" (not printed circuit boards you fucking engineers)
LS: "Lub Siao"
WS: "Whack Siao"
PS: "Pah Seow/Siao" (interchangable)
FOD: "Fuck Off n Die"
KKYLP: "Kiao Kah Yo Lum Pah"
CKLPS: "Chui Kong Lum Pah Song"
RBS: "RaBak Siao"
FUBAR: "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition"
LL: "Lan Lan"
HGS: "Hon Gen Sect"
AV: "Adult Video"
PCC: see PS
HK: "Hong Kan"
RIZZO: Cosmic Being; Celestial Entity; God
and if you've got any opinions or have any problems with any of the above acronyms...TELL IT TO SOMEONE WHO CARES!
-BM-
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-e|even¹¹-
i have 3.5 frens...
i have 3.5 frens...
2 rapists, 1 robber, 1 dirty fella and another that rises from the dead occasionally...
(hint: one of em' holds both titles of robber n rapist...)
some other typical aliases they go by include (but strictly NOT restricted to):
fucker, bastard, cbk, mat, himbo (FUCK YOU des), tyrant, piece of shit etc....
why such 'violent' names some of you may ask...
well...simple philosophy actually...basically revolves around the fact that we're always frenly and getting fucked by each other is a sign of frenliness....majority of the world can't understand that and thus label us as heretics of all that is good and nice...
met these 3.5 twits 6 years ago...on jan 3rd/5th (can't rem) 1998 during jc orientation...like what we always say "shit happens" and voila! suddenly we're chilling and hanging with each other...gg to funny places after sch just for the fuck of it, playing kof at my place, fucking walking 1 hr to anwar's place just to have some crazy bitch jump into the pool like no gahmen lydat....but i'm digressing..
purpose of this 'rant' is just to show some appreciation for these few fuckers..(yeah get ur tissues and start wanking) cuz well...without em' acjc just wouldn't mean that much...i mean wat'z up with "sun", "star", "cloud", "fire/butter/housefly"??
these morons...no matter how fucked up/weird/dysfunctional/himbotic they are, at least they accept others for who they are..if you're fucked up, hey they'll admit it readily. i can always count on their lazy asses whenever i'm feeling fucked up n need a lil' morale booster...(world kicks anyone?) we've been thru' some unique shit and these are memories that'll remain w me till i get senile n forget what a clitoris is...
so to wayne, desmond, rick n the living dead...THANKS FOR NOTHING..other den making this tall fucker's life that much more interesting!
p.s and if you pieces of shit call this sn*ggy, FUCK YOU!
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2 rapists, 1 robber, 1 dirty fella and another that rises from the dead occasionally...
(hint: one of em' holds both titles of robber n rapist...)
some other typical aliases they go by include (but strictly NOT restricted to):
fucker, bastard, cbk, mat, himbo (FUCK YOU des), tyrant, piece of shit etc....
why such 'violent' names some of you may ask...
well...simple philosophy actually...basically revolves around the fact that we're always frenly and getting fucked by each other is a sign of frenliness....majority of the world can't understand that and thus label us as heretics of all that is good and nice...
met these 3.5 twits 6 years ago...on jan 3rd/5th (can't rem) 1998 during jc orientation...like what we always say "shit happens" and voila! suddenly we're chilling and hanging with each other...gg to funny places after sch just for the fuck of it, playing kof at my place, fucking walking 1 hr to anwar's place just to have some crazy bitch jump into the pool like no gahmen lydat....but i'm digressing..
purpose of this 'rant' is just to show some appreciation for these few fuckers..(yeah get ur tissues and start wanking) cuz well...without em' acjc just wouldn't mean that much...i mean wat'z up with "sun", "star", "cloud", "fire/butter/housefly"??
these morons...no matter how fucked up/weird/dysfunctional/himbotic they are, at least they accept others for who they are..if you're fucked up, hey they'll admit it readily. i can always count on their lazy asses whenever i'm feeling fucked up n need a lil' morale booster...(world kicks anyone?) we've been thru' some unique shit and these are memories that'll remain w me till i get senile n forget what a clitoris is...
so to wayne, desmond, rick n the living dead...THANKS FOR NOTHING..other den making this tall fucker's life that much more interesting!
p.s and if you pieces of shit call this sn*ggy, FUCK YOU!
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where has all my time gone...?
if time really flies when you're having fun...i guess i should be in nirvana heaven right now...i'm not even sure each day consists of 24 hours anymore...a day; a week; heck even a month just flys by without any signs of stopping at all...
i recalled just a couple of days ago..it was monday, the beginning of a new week..and its already thursday...den fri sat sun....wtf...that's another week gone..
i've only got another month or so before the new term reopens and man, you sooo don't wanna be a third year engineering student...just thinking about it gives me the damn jitters. fuck engineering! fuck engineers!
some weirdo should just invent a house like the one found in DBZ where one year spent in there is equivalent to just one earth day. now THAT'S what i call a real holiday!
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i recalled just a couple of days ago..it was monday, the beginning of a new week..and its already thursday...den fri sat sun....wtf...that's another week gone..
i've only got another month or so before the new term reopens and man, you sooo don't wanna be a third year engineering student...just thinking about it gives me the damn jitters. fuck engineering! fuck engineers!
some weirdo should just invent a house like the one found in DBZ where one year spent in there is equivalent to just one earth day. now THAT'S what i call a real holiday!
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Tuesday, June 08, 2004
david vs goliath
hmm...last nite (well...this morning) was the first time i've actually had an actual proper conversation with my darling chuchu (yes that's snaggy dun ask..) over the phone. its kinda weird considering we've known each other for bout 2 years and though we click well, we've never progressed past the "you're-an-idiot" phase..
well the conversation basically revolved around what's been happening the past few weeks and naturally the touchy topic of ex-boyfriend came up...she just recently told him that she's attached and funnily..the dude actually expected it. well either ways i'm just really glad that there's some form of closure for them and a new beginning for us. getting together with her hasn't been easy and there were many obstacles to overcome..but hey as usual...just sucking thumb and doing the shit would overcome them all.
so as the talk progressed i suddenly had this fuck feeling...like ya know after all they WERE together for like 3 freaking years...freakin' long time if you ask me..and yeah well they've prob had like many many memories n everything...seems like i've got pretty BIG shoes to fill...and there's just one thing that's bugging me....well i only got to know her in uni...unlike that dude who knew her since jc...so they have this "common link" which i don't...only thing i have is the "nus era" and all...and anyone who knows me would know how much i value my time in acjc, and how much nicer it'd be if i knew her den too...its like we'll have this private world of ours totally barred from any nus influence where we can share special memories or even revert to the "good ol' days" where we have common jc frens that are totally unrelated to any of the garbage you find in university..
oh did i mention the dude's like probably one of the rare naturally-is-a-nice-guy type of person? some of the things that he's done for chuhui would make even s*ags weep in shame...and yeah...the robber" has to compete with that....(for the slow....i'm the freaking robber)
yep...to sum it all up...david vs goliath..(and just to clarify...i'm NOT david)
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well the conversation basically revolved around what's been happening the past few weeks and naturally the touchy topic of ex-boyfriend came up...she just recently told him that she's attached and funnily..the dude actually expected it. well either ways i'm just really glad that there's some form of closure for them and a new beginning for us. getting together with her hasn't been easy and there were many obstacles to overcome..but hey as usual...just sucking thumb and doing the shit would overcome them all.
so as the talk progressed i suddenly had this fuck feeling...like ya know after all they WERE together for like 3 freaking years...freakin' long time if you ask me..and yeah well they've prob had like many many memories n everything...seems like i've got pretty BIG shoes to fill...and there's just one thing that's bugging me....well i only got to know her in uni...unlike that dude who knew her since jc...so they have this "common link" which i don't...only thing i have is the "nus era" and all...and anyone who knows me would know how much i value my time in acjc, and how much nicer it'd be if i knew her den too...its like we'll have this private world of ours totally barred from any nus influence where we can share special memories or even revert to the "good ol' days" where we have common jc frens that are totally unrelated to any of the garbage you find in university..
oh did i mention the dude's like probably one of the rare naturally-is-a-nice-guy type of person? some of the things that he's done for chuhui would make even s*ags weep in shame...and yeah...the robber" has to compete with that....(for the slow....i'm the freaking robber)
yep...to sum it all up...david vs goliath..(and just to clarify...i'm NOT david)
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