"hypocritical asshooolism"
---political correctness of the highest order---
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
acsian or 'rest of the world'?
lemme just sneak in a few words before someone sees me slacking online n raises hell for me..i was pretending to look impt doing stuff when once again my fren eileen sent me a msg thanking me for the stuff i wrote in 'oh i'm misunderstood......who cares?'. personally i was pretty amused what i've written actually had an effect on ppl...heck i think i'm known far n wide for my incapacity to be serious about anything other den sex n violence...
aniwae talking to her brought up a point which i've never thought bout before...a clash of cultures...weird eh? you'd think that we all being humans with 2 eyes a nose and a mouth would agree on most things but well guess wad...seems like this world really IS full of very different ppl...
its all about relativity...my fren eileen's fine with the way her mom's treating her cuz she knows of other poor souls who have it even worse off den her...n i prob believe her even though i think its too blatantly wtf-ish already...think back to those horrijible fucked up NS days, where every other motherfucker you knew was either a storeman/clerk/driver/CO cocksucker..basically some pes c, d, e faggot who got to warm his personal bed each night, while those unfortunate enough to be certified 'fit to die' for this piece of shit country had to sleep in some place they didn't want to be subjected to all sorts of ass fuck each day..
i know it made me feel like total fuck..simply cuz everyone else i knew had a holiday while i had to scrub toilets everyday for fun...
point is if everyone i knew was subjected to the same shit as me...i wouldn't feel half as bad gg thru those years of shit..cuz everyone else had to endure it...in eileen's case since she's got frens who get it WORSE den herself, naturally she's gonna feel ok with all the restrictions her mom imposes on her...whereas everyone i basically hang out with prob see their homes only a couple of days per week (NOT cuz of NS)...so of cuz its only normal i feel flabbergasted by what i hear bout her...
clash of cultures...yep that's gotta be it..
NJCians find it perfectly ok to mug during the beginning of the year...
TJCians find it strange they were ousted from the top 5 by 'some other jc'
NYGHians find it insulting to get A2 for chinese...
Rafflesians (guys) find it cool to wear their pants up their asscrack
Saints (guys) think behaving like gay fags is the 'popular choice'
list goes on n on...clash of cultures...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
aniwae talking to her brought up a point which i've never thought bout before...a clash of cultures...weird eh? you'd think that we all being humans with 2 eyes a nose and a mouth would agree on most things but well guess wad...seems like this world really IS full of very different ppl...
its all about relativity...my fren eileen's fine with the way her mom's treating her cuz she knows of other poor souls who have it even worse off den her...n i prob believe her even though i think its too blatantly wtf-ish already...think back to those horrijible fucked up NS days, where every other motherfucker you knew was either a storeman/clerk/driver/CO cocksucker..basically some pes c, d, e faggot who got to warm his personal bed each night, while those unfortunate enough to be certified 'fit to die' for this piece of shit country had to sleep in some place they didn't want to be subjected to all sorts of ass fuck each day..
i know it made me feel like total fuck..simply cuz everyone else i knew had a holiday while i had to scrub toilets everyday for fun...
point is if everyone i knew was subjected to the same shit as me...i wouldn't feel half as bad gg thru those years of shit..cuz everyone else had to endure it...in eileen's case since she's got frens who get it WORSE den herself, naturally she's gonna feel ok with all the restrictions her mom imposes on her...whereas everyone i basically hang out with prob see their homes only a couple of days per week (NOT cuz of NS)...so of cuz its only normal i feel flabbergasted by what i hear bout her...
clash of cultures...yep that's gotta be it..
NJCians find it perfectly ok to mug during the beginning of the year...
TJCians find it strange they were ousted from the top 5 by 'some other jc'
NYGHians find it insulting to get A2 for chinese...
Rafflesians (guys) find it cool to wear their pants up their asscrack
Saints (guys) think behaving like gay fags is the 'popular choice'
list goes on n on...clash of cultures...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
who says i'm bad tempered?
i'm still not sleepy so i'm gonna tell you dweebs a story....
one day (last week)a group of tertiary students decided to have a sports day in school n being the frenly dude that i am, i joined them naturally...cept that i was almost an hr late but thats not the pt...
that day happened to be one of the convocation days...ya know those days where all those fresh grads wear their grad uniforms and pretend that its actually some impt big thing? well pretend they did as many parents/gf/bf/dog/wadever came to school to show moral support or sth..so the parking lots were full as hell....
so being the patient guy that i am...i just proceeded on to raffles hall to wait for a parking space since its free parking there...as i turned into the car park, there was this white nissan primera there waiting for a lot too...
as usual...me being v understanding n frenly i moved over to the other extreme end of the carpark to wait for a lot there...n as me being v lucky, soon after some happy family was spotted walking towards their mitsubishi lancer which *gasp* was right next to my own corolla...
"heh lucky me..." i thought..so as happy family made their way to the lancer all happy n shit..i waited patiently for em' to fuck off so i could park my ass in their lot.....
den a curious thing happened...
the white primera that was on the extreme end of the lot came up alongside me, overtook me and did a three point turn into a restricted lot opposite the white lot the lancer was still parked in..."that bakero muz haf given up waiting for a white lot and decided to take the risk with the restricted one...haha unless he actually is just waiting for the lancer to come out den suddenly rush in before i can get in...but nah...haha no one has the cheek to do that..."
nothing could describe my feeling when the white fucking primera just zipped into the lot as soon as the lancer came out..right in front of my face..happily slotting the white piece of shit car into my lot...and some dickhead came out of that car..some middle aged motherfucker that looked like those retired bengs who's currently the foreman of some construction site or sth...
aniwae i gave that fatherfucker a 'watzup w that' action to which he just pointed over towards the engin carpark before turning away w/o looking back...well guess his point was made...so time to make mine...
casually i turned off the ignition, got out of the corolla, casually swaggered over to the primera and gave it a 3x good good one...ending it off with a spit to the door handle..i guess i must have been using a tad too much force...cuz when i examined my work i realised i had taken more den just the paintwork...i'd made 3x trenches on the various doors...not bad if i do say so myself...my only regret is that grandmotherfucker drove a primera..instead of maybe a merc or bmw...budden again...how can retired bengs actually afford one of those unless of cuz they know the cbk....sheesh
anyway moral of the story??
i'll leave it up to you politically correct self righteous ppl to decide...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
one day (last week)a group of tertiary students decided to have a sports day in school n being the frenly dude that i am, i joined them naturally...cept that i was almost an hr late but thats not the pt...
that day happened to be one of the convocation days...ya know those days where all those fresh grads wear their grad uniforms and pretend that its actually some impt big thing? well pretend they did as many parents/gf/bf/dog/wadever came to school to show moral support or sth..so the parking lots were full as hell....
so being the patient guy that i am...i just proceeded on to raffles hall to wait for a parking space since its free parking there...as i turned into the car park, there was this white nissan primera there waiting for a lot too...
as usual...me being v understanding n frenly i moved over to the other extreme end of the carpark to wait for a lot there...n as me being v lucky, soon after some happy family was spotted walking towards their mitsubishi lancer which *gasp* was right next to my own corolla...
"heh lucky me..." i thought..so as happy family made their way to the lancer all happy n shit..i waited patiently for em' to fuck off so i could park my ass in their lot.....
den a curious thing happened...
the white primera that was on the extreme end of the lot came up alongside me, overtook me and did a three point turn into a restricted lot opposite the white lot the lancer was still parked in..."that bakero muz haf given up waiting for a white lot and decided to take the risk with the restricted one...haha unless he actually is just waiting for the lancer to come out den suddenly rush in before i can get in...but nah...haha no one has the cheek to do that..."
nothing could describe my feeling when the white fucking primera just zipped into the lot as soon as the lancer came out..right in front of my face..happily slotting the white piece of shit car into my lot...and some dickhead came out of that car..some middle aged motherfucker that looked like those retired bengs who's currently the foreman of some construction site or sth...
aniwae i gave that fatherfucker a 'watzup w that' action to which he just pointed over towards the engin carpark before turning away w/o looking back...well guess his point was made...so time to make mine...
casually i turned off the ignition, got out of the corolla, casually swaggered over to the primera and gave it a 3x good good one...ending it off with a spit to the door handle..i guess i must have been using a tad too much force...cuz when i examined my work i realised i had taken more den just the paintwork...i'd made 3x trenches on the various doors...not bad if i do say so myself...my only regret is that grandmotherfucker drove a primera..instead of maybe a merc or bmw...budden again...how can retired bengs actually afford one of those unless of cuz they know the cbk....sheesh
anyway moral of the story??
i'll leave it up to you politically correct self righteous ppl to decide...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
oh i'm misunderstood.... who cares?
alright so i met up w some frens for dinner today; n somehow my previous entry 'yes mommy!' was brought up by one of me frens...lets call him jj..
aniwae jj commented that the shit i wrote in 'yes mommy!' was a tad too....unfrenly!??
for the slow ones..i suggest reading the article first...
aniwae...the point is i stand by whatever i've written..and make no excuses for it..heck i get bullshit like "you're damn mean laa" or shit along those lines on an almost daily basis...i mean have you guys even seen all the previous crap i've written?? i dun think i'm anywhere near Sunshine Land lor...neither am i making any of this shit up!
not that it matters..but let me just simplify what i've written into sth that everyone can comprehend w/o puking all over emselves...
basically i'm just shocked that my fren eileen is subjected to such strict rules at home. probably i know all the wrong ppl but i'm guessing 8pm is a tad early for a curfew to be imposed upon...i think we can ALL agree on that...
next i mentioned that she had to finish her A level phys tuts before she's allowed out of the hse n i expressed my shock towards that too naturally...damn it how many of you can look me in the eye w/o laughing n tell me that you dug up ur old jc tuts and practiced them before the uni term began?? i thought so...
i went on to bitch n crap (read: exaggerate) about what other 'training' her mom had put her thru'...n in case nobody noticed..its just for an added effect of sarcasm...geez..
i'll admit if there's anybody i was ranting about, it'd be eileen's mom..of cuz i dun know the mother personally so screw my own judgement who'd take me seriously anyway...i maintain that her mom's just a *bit* too strict w her daughter of 19 yrs and if you disagree...well you're wrong!
so in case jj doesn't infer bt the lines..i'm actually on eileen's side...expressing my disgust at the way she's being treated...and in shock/awe that she's not harboring any thoughts of zhao fan-ing...
go away.
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
aniwae jj commented that the shit i wrote in 'yes mommy!' was a tad too....unfrenly!??
for the slow ones..i suggest reading the article first...
aniwae...the point is i stand by whatever i've written..and make no excuses for it..heck i get bullshit like "you're damn mean laa" or shit along those lines on an almost daily basis...i mean have you guys even seen all the previous crap i've written?? i dun think i'm anywhere near Sunshine Land lor...neither am i making any of this shit up!
not that it matters..but let me just simplify what i've written into sth that everyone can comprehend w/o puking all over emselves...
basically i'm just shocked that my fren eileen is subjected to such strict rules at home. probably i know all the wrong ppl but i'm guessing 8pm is a tad early for a curfew to be imposed upon...i think we can ALL agree on that...
next i mentioned that she had to finish her A level phys tuts before she's allowed out of the hse n i expressed my shock towards that too naturally...damn it how many of you can look me in the eye w/o laughing n tell me that you dug up ur old jc tuts and practiced them before the uni term began?? i thought so...
i went on to bitch n crap (read: exaggerate) about what other 'training' her mom had put her thru'...n in case nobody noticed..its just for an added effect of sarcasm...geez..
i'll admit if there's anybody i was ranting about, it'd be eileen's mom..of cuz i dun know the mother personally so screw my own judgement who'd take me seriously anyway...i maintain that her mom's just a *bit* too strict w her daughter of 19 yrs and if you disagree...well you're wrong!
so in case jj doesn't infer bt the lines..i'm actually on eileen's side...expressing my disgust at the way she's being treated...and in shock/awe that she's not harboring any thoughts of zhao fan-ing...
go away.
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
