"hypocritical asshooolism"
---political correctness of the highest order---
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
incessant whining pisses me off..!
honestly i've no idea why people are kicking up a ruckus about entering the workforce..everywhere i turn to there're boneheads lamenting how much work sucks and the multitude of excuses why they'd rather be studying..
guess what?
grow the fuck up!
the only acceptable reason to justify why working sucks more compared to studying is cuz there's no term break every few months..and that's the only reason ppl can give w/o me kicking their teeth in..
"i have no life anymore!"
well toots..mugging in the library or doing projects over the weekends sure don't sound any more 'life' than working 9-5 each day..
"my frens are all busy with work!"
just like they're always busy with the next big test, project, assignment etc.
"i can't wake up late anymore!"
i feel like bludgeoning some kid in the nuts whenever i hear this...as if the first 10-12 years of your study life wasn't spent waking up at 6am in the morning..and i sure as hell dun see anyone going batshit loco for waking up before the suns' up..
"i have to work OT!"
you should just punch yourself in the breast for mouthing off garbage like that...so mugging in central library till 10pm at night is deemed acceptable but working OT till 9pm is considered a travesty? go fuck yourself!
"i'm growing fat and pudgy from lack of exercise and sun!"
i wonder...if your frens are all 'too busy' to give a fuck about you..what the hell do you do over the weekends then? getting out there in the sun sounds like a good option...or maybe you'd rather just spend the weekend sleeping and slacking...in which case you deserve to become the fat ugly bastard/bitch you've become anyway..
..and there're a billion other lameshit excuses which i won't mention to prevent me from smashing my head into the monitor..
what the hell is wrong with working anyway?
just go through motion and receive your paycheck each month...
did i mention that weekends are stress free w/o any obligation to use your brain..?
and how about the convenient loophole called a 'medical certificate' that gives you one (or more) day(s) of wanton pleasure WITHOUT having to worry about repercussions...?
oh hey...unlike school...its much easier to just quit altogether and find another job if you're unhappy..
or perhaps getting paid for all this isn't a good enough reason...
hmm...
people are fucking retards!
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
guess what?
grow the fuck up!
the only acceptable reason to justify why working sucks more compared to studying is cuz there's no term break every few months..and that's the only reason ppl can give w/o me kicking their teeth in..
"i have no life anymore!"
well toots..mugging in the library or doing projects over the weekends sure don't sound any more 'life' than working 9-5 each day..
"my frens are all busy with work!"
just like they're always busy with the next big test, project, assignment etc.
"i can't wake up late anymore!"
i feel like bludgeoning some kid in the nuts whenever i hear this...as if the first 10-12 years of your study life wasn't spent waking up at 6am in the morning..and i sure as hell dun see anyone going batshit loco for waking up before the suns' up..
"i have to work OT!"
you should just punch yourself in the breast for mouthing off garbage like that...so mugging in central library till 10pm at night is deemed acceptable but working OT till 9pm is considered a travesty? go fuck yourself!
"i'm growing fat and pudgy from lack of exercise and sun!"
i wonder...if your frens are all 'too busy' to give a fuck about you..what the hell do you do over the weekends then? getting out there in the sun sounds like a good option...or maybe you'd rather just spend the weekend sleeping and slacking...in which case you deserve to become the fat ugly bastard/bitch you've become anyway..
..and there're a billion other lameshit excuses which i won't mention to prevent me from smashing my head into the monitor..
what the hell is wrong with working anyway?
just go through motion and receive your paycheck each month...
did i mention that weekends are stress free w/o any obligation to use your brain..?
and how about the convenient loophole called a 'medical certificate' that gives you one (or more) day(s) of wanton pleasure WITHOUT having to worry about repercussions...?
oh hey...unlike school...its much easier to just quit altogether and find another job if you're unhappy..
or perhaps getting paid for all this isn't a good enough reason...
hmm...
people are fucking retards!
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
Monday, July 25, 2005
The Beautiful Game..
lim peh today officially started worrying about the oh-so-frickin-important FYP...which happily coincided with the opening day for the worst institution in the universe...awesome coincidence esp considering my stoopid FYP is a collaboration with the said institution...
BUT....whatever.
since it was the first day of the new acad year...there were a bunch of retards crowding the walkways giving out shit nobody gives a wank about..unless they were giving out useful freebies like files..notebooks etc etc.
of cuz then there were the staple morons who kept trying to recruit new blood into their whatever clubs/societies...
like i've been telling the entire world..I AM FRICKIN YOUNG and today proved that as usual i'm right in my judgement...six billion and 1 tools tried to jio me to join their whatever piss poor club..which i blatantly told them to FO being the friendly dude that i normally am...
one thing did strike me however...
a lot of shitfucks asked me "do you play basketball?"
what? just cuz i'm like SLIGHTLY above average in height it automatically makes me a basketballer is it? which part of lim peh even resembles anything like a ball bouncing pro?
i just dun get it...so does it mean by default i must play bball in order to put my height to full advantage..? then why doesn't the netball association recruit me then? i'd reject every single one of their shots (am i even allowed to guard them while they pose for 5 secs trying to aim for the net..?), intercept all their passes and generally make them look like the male-equivalent of pussies...netball is a hardcore GAME after all..
its so damn ironic to be mistaken for a baller when i dun care much for the game..i dun know anyone (other than kw) who plays the sport..and each time the word is mentioned in any of the conversations i have with frens...words like 'poseur' and 'fairy' inevitably come up..followed by howling laughter...
personally...i've got nothing against anyone who plays the game..perhaps the media has overportrayed bball more of a socializing tool than a game/sport...esp in those idol dramas..and since anything championed by boyband shitfucks invariably invoke vomit...the game basketball is the unfortunate victim of my scorn...even darling herself mentioned before that she thought it would be so damn cool if i played bball so that she could just swoon at the shuai-qi-ness...
i proceeded to puke all over her................nah!
to be fair tho...mebbe i really shd give the game a chance..afterall if so many ppl assume that i play basketball..the rule of popularity-vote means that i'm probably totally kickass at the game as well...no?
so peasants i implore you...relinquish onto thou the art that is bball...and let me fondle her inner workings...bestow before me the oppotunity to open a can of whoop ass on yourselves and invite me to join you in The Beautiful Game...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
BUT....whatever.
since it was the first day of the new acad year...there were a bunch of retards crowding the walkways giving out shit nobody gives a wank about..unless they were giving out useful freebies like files..notebooks etc etc.
of cuz then there were the staple morons who kept trying to recruit new blood into their whatever clubs/societies...
like i've been telling the entire world..I AM FRICKIN YOUNG and today proved that as usual i'm right in my judgement...six billion and 1 tools tried to jio me to join their whatever piss poor club..which i blatantly told them to FO being the friendly dude that i normally am...
one thing did strike me however...
a lot of shitfucks asked me "do you play basketball?"
what? just cuz i'm like SLIGHTLY above average in height it automatically makes me a basketballer is it? which part of lim peh even resembles anything like a ball bouncing pro?
i just dun get it...so does it mean by default i must play bball in order to put my height to full advantage..? then why doesn't the netball association recruit me then? i'd reject every single one of their shots (am i even allowed to guard them while they pose for 5 secs trying to aim for the net..?), intercept all their passes and generally make them look like the male-equivalent of pussies...netball is a hardcore GAME after all..
its so damn ironic to be mistaken for a baller when i dun care much for the game..i dun know anyone (other than kw) who plays the sport..and each time the word is mentioned in any of the conversations i have with frens...words like 'poseur' and 'fairy' inevitably come up..followed by howling laughter...
personally...i've got nothing against anyone who plays the game..perhaps the media has overportrayed bball more of a socializing tool than a game/sport...esp in those idol dramas..and since anything championed by boyband shitfucks invariably invoke vomit...the game basketball is the unfortunate victim of my scorn...even darling herself mentioned before that she thought it would be so damn cool if i played bball so that she could just swoon at the shuai-qi-ness...
i proceeded to puke all over her................nah!
to be fair tho...mebbe i really shd give the game a chance..afterall if so many ppl assume that i play basketball..the rule of popularity-vote means that i'm probably totally kickass at the game as well...no?
so peasants i implore you...relinquish onto thou the art that is bball...and let me fondle her inner workings...bestow before me the oppotunity to open a can of whoop ass on yourselves and invite me to join you in The Beautiful Game...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
