old school style fireball up your collective ass..

as a special treat for everyone..here's a little something to bring back those good ol' days when arcades used to be the reason to skip classes..if you were born before 1990 but have no idea what 大 爺 我 is talking about..you don't deserve to breathe the same air as everyone else..

the screen that got forever etched into the minds of impressionable teenagers..

unknown white guy punches the shit out of nameless nigger
face it...you thought it was cool as hell the first time you saw the paleface sock the chump in the face..along with the totally painful sound effects..


you will never look upon another fighting game the same way again
admit it...you're thinking about the tune that plays as the title spins in..perhaps about the ultra speed code you punch in as the word 'Turbo' splashes across the screen...well fruitcake..i've got news for ya...


this ain't your father's Street Fighter..there ain't no turbo settings...and you and your buddy can't use the same character to kick the shit outta each other...
we're talking old school here...8 characters...Ryu, E.Honda, Blanka, Guile, Ken, Chun Li, Zangief and Dhalsim. No bullshit 'boss' characters..no air fireballs..no air blocks...nothing...only hardcore 1 on 1 brawls..
for the uninformed...Ryu and Guile is pronounced 'Raa-Yoou' and 'Goo-Lee' respectively...the dipshits that pronounce them 'Reeyew' and 'Gul' have their heads up their asses..we don't use americanized BS here...those white trash can use whatever pansy names they can think of...back here..we follow the gutter rule..


remember the ungodly fluidity of the game..? remember how no other game even came close to smelling the ass of Street Fighter II..? and remember how you could never decipher what the fuck Ken and Ryu were screaming each time they chut a fireball or uppercut until Super Street Fighter came out..?
here...Ryu does a Kage Bushin no Jutsu and pounds a hadoken into Ken's family jewels..if you don't remember this ultra secret move don't worry...only a handful of crazy hardcore players ever suceeded performing the ultra difficult Kage Bushin Hadoken...

hope that brought back memories...

 
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7 peasants have disturbed me ¶ 11:47 PM