"hypocritical asshooolism"
---political correctness of the highest order---
Friday, March 27, 2009
Random things I used to do in the 80s & 90s..
1. Create personalised wrestling championship belts and duke it out in the void deck
2. Turtle pulling in the swimming pool
3. Wrestling in the swimming pool
4. Playing those Dragonball Z card machines hoping to strke a 'gold card'
5. Tamiya car zhnging
6. Tamiya car racing
7. Having garage sales to sell off old & useless crap
8. Randomly taking buses to nowhere
9. Going to AMK arcade to play 'The Avengers' co-op
10. Arranging huge toy battles with the TMNT sewer system playset, GI Joes, Exo-Squad, Sky Commanders, Dragonball and TMNT figurines
11. Going to my best friend's place to play his Super Nintendo
12. Reading Marvel comics (Maximum Carnage)
13. Reading "cheng shi man hua" for the weekly Dragonball Z updates. (Cell saga where Gohan goes SSJ2 remains the most poignant)
14. Using codes (up X down B L Y R A) to use SSJ Goku & Broly in Shin Botuden 2
15. Playing Street Fighter II in the arcades
16. Playing truant to go Serangoon Central to play Neo Geo Art of Fighting
17. Going to Chinatown Point to buy Calvin & Hobbes treasuries
18. Going to my classmate's dad's office to look for him to go Chinatown Point
19. Watching cartoons every single day of the week
20. Going to 'Games Mart' in Orchard MRT Popular
21. Working at 'Games Mart' in Orchard MRT Popular during my long summer breaks
22. Playing lots of KOF with the 'Games Mart' regulars
23. Staring at the original Lego pirate ships that cost an effin' bomb
24. Playing Final Fantasy II for the first time wondering what the hell an RPG was
25. Watching my best friend play Final Fantasy III (moogles!) for the first time
26. Using 'Autocrossbow' for Edgar in Final Fantasy III to rape enemies early in the game
27. Leveling up in the dinosaur forest in the World of Ruin to fight the Brachosaurus in attempts to get the fabled 'Economizer' in Final Fantasy III
28. Watching Hulk Hogan fight the Ultimate Warrior
29. Going to Serangoon Central to get diskette games for the Super Nintendo (only $5 bucks per diskette!)
30. Throwing stuff out the window at home for fun hoping to hit those construction workers
31. Climbing the obstacle course in the playground
32. Watching 'Zui Hou Yi Ge Da Xia' "The last big prawn" on SBC channel 8
33. Watching 'The Ra-Ra Show'
34. Going to Game Galaxy in Marina Square to look at Super Nintendo games
35. Going to a friend's place to play Nintendo and Sega Megadrive
36. Bare Kunckle co-op
37. Super Shinobi
38. Playing 'detective' complete with overcoat and beretta
39. Looking all around the bloody island for my friend's 'Maximum Carnage' Super Nintendo game limited edition red game pak
40. Staying over at my best friend's place talking shit late into the night
41. Playing ping pong in school (not with paddles but just throwing the ping pong ball to and fro; those with higher level skills even can make the ball go 'TIAK!' when thrown)
42. Golden Axe co-op on Sega Megadrive
43. Super Sidekicks 2 in the arcade
44. Having McDonalds birthday party complete with party hats
45. Playing 'catching' in school (play with life!)
46. Pulling the chairs out from under my classmate sitting in front of me
47. Standing in front of the class holding my school bag over my head
48. Playing soccer at random grass patches near school
49. Going Thomson Yaohan toys section to look at Mask & Transformers
50. Throwing tantrums when I didn't get any new toys
51. Plucking the white stuff from pussywillows during CNY and getting beaten up
52. Going to NYJC near my house to play with my remote control car
53. My 'blue car'
54. Taking small change from my parent's room to buy Jack n Jill potato chips
55. Ice-koleong
56. 20c teddy bear ice cream
57. 40c Jolly Lolly
58. $1 chocolate space cone (the ultimate treat)
59. Toro-Toro, Ding Dang and Kaka
60. Going Bishan Junction 8 to hang out at MOS Burger
61. Writing chinese compositions using Hokkien vulgarities as my characters' names
62. Leaving a tail of long hair in the front while cutting the rest
63. Center parting
64. Ocean Pacific wallets (with metal plates on the front)
65. JPG wallets
66. Bata canvas shoes
67. Being a super fussy eater refusing to eat anything that wasn't western in nature
68. Completing the Star Road in Super Mario World
69. Super Soaker wars
70. Getting $100 stolen in the AMK arcase
71. Dropping $250 on the bus and spending the whole day tracking the bus in futility
72. Playing original Gameboy Super Mario Land
73. Watching movies at Yishun 10 for $6
74. Going bowling at AMK
75. Having a crush on the Bionic Six woman
77. Watching Seasame Street (1-2-3-4-5...6-7-8-9-10...12 doo doo doo doo..)
78. Thinking cartoons like He-Man, Bravestarr and Captain Planet were stupid crap
79. Watching Disney cartoons (Duck Tales, Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers, Talespin, Darkwing Duck, Gummi Bears)
80. Watching random cartoons (Garfield & friends; Heathcliff, Dennis the Menance, Denver the last dinosaur, Jem & the Holograms,)
81. Watching REAL cartoons (MASK, Transformers, StarCom, ExoSquad, TMNT, Snorks, Centurions, Silverhawks..)
82. Watching gay cartoons (Carebears, Smurfs, My Little Pony)
83. Mighty Max vs Polly Pocket
84. Watching Qing Chun 1-2-3, Crime & Passion, Hong Tou Jin, Zao An Lao Shi
85. Being impressed with adverts for Thunderhawk, Switchblade, Rhino, Manta, Firecracker, Firefly, Slingshot, Goliath, Buzzard, Volcano...
86. Kopi-o...kopi-o he yi bei nong nong de kopi-o...
87. Doing a special finish in Art of Fighting to blow off King's top to reveal her bra
88. Using Starman in some unknown wrestling Nintendo game
89. Playing Pinball on the Nintendo with my dad
90. Buying CD singles (wtf man...)
91. Go to the Serangoon market to buy tau huey
92. Trading DragonBall Z gold cards
93. Getting horny when Bulma was drawn naked in Dragonball book 1
94. Playing deathmatch in Super Mario Kart
95. The ^&%@(# Rainbow Road in Super Mario Kart
96. Going to the Far East underground arcade to play KOF95
97. Randomly buying Super Nintendo games upon entering a game store
98.Talking about gangs and hoot-ing people
99. Wanting to buy the Tamiya Avante but ending up with the Terrascorcher
100. Wanting to buy the Hyper Dash motor but settling for the Hyper Mini
Some random things I used to do in the best decade & a half of ALL time. Wasn't as tough as you may imagine to come up with a 100 pointers
I really miss my childhood..
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
1. Create personalised wrestling championship belts and duke it out in the void deck
2. Turtle pulling in the swimming pool
3. Wrestling in the swimming pool
4. Playing those Dragonball Z card machines hoping to strke a 'gold card'
5. Tamiya car zhnging
6. Tamiya car racing
7. Having garage sales to sell off old & useless crap
8. Randomly taking buses to nowhere
9. Going to AMK arcade to play 'The Avengers' co-op
10. Arranging huge toy battles with the TMNT sewer system playset, GI Joes, Exo-Squad, Sky Commanders, Dragonball and TMNT figurines
11. Going to my best friend's place to play his Super Nintendo
12. Reading Marvel comics (Maximum Carnage)
13. Reading "cheng shi man hua" for the weekly Dragonball Z updates. (Cell saga where Gohan goes SSJ2 remains the most poignant)
14. Using codes (up X down B L Y R A) to use SSJ Goku & Broly in Shin Botuden 2
15. Playing Street Fighter II in the arcades
16. Playing truant to go Serangoon Central to play Neo Geo Art of Fighting
17. Going to Chinatown Point to buy Calvin & Hobbes treasuries
18. Going to my classmate's dad's office to look for him to go Chinatown Point
19. Watching cartoons every single day of the week
20. Going to 'Games Mart' in Orchard MRT Popular
21. Working at 'Games Mart' in Orchard MRT Popular during my long summer breaks
22. Playing lots of KOF with the 'Games Mart' regulars
23. Staring at the original Lego pirate ships that cost an effin' bomb
24. Playing Final Fantasy II for the first time wondering what the hell an RPG was
25. Watching my best friend play Final Fantasy III (moogles!) for the first time
26. Using 'Autocrossbow' for Edgar in Final Fantasy III to rape enemies early in the game
27. Leveling up in the dinosaur forest in the World of Ruin to fight the Brachosaurus in attempts to get the fabled 'Economizer' in Final Fantasy III
28. Watching Hulk Hogan fight the Ultimate Warrior
29. Going to Serangoon Central to get diskette games for the Super Nintendo (only $5 bucks per diskette!)
30. Throwing stuff out the window at home for fun hoping to hit those construction workers
31. Climbing the obstacle course in the playground
32. Watching 'Zui Hou Yi Ge Da Xia' "The last big prawn" on SBC channel 8
33. Watching 'The Ra-Ra Show'
34. Going to Game Galaxy in Marina Square to look at Super Nintendo games
35. Going to a friend's place to play Nintendo and Sega Megadrive
36. Bare Kunckle co-op
37. Super Shinobi
38. Playing 'detective' complete with overcoat and beretta
39. Looking all around the bloody island for my friend's 'Maximum Carnage' Super Nintendo game limited edition red game pak
40. Staying over at my best friend's place talking shit late into the night
41. Playing ping pong in school (not with paddles but just throwing the ping pong ball to and fro; those with higher level skills even can make the ball go 'TIAK!' when thrown)
42. Golden Axe co-op on Sega Megadrive
43. Super Sidekicks 2 in the arcade
44. Having McDonalds birthday party complete with party hats
45. Playing 'catching' in school (play with life!)
46. Pulling the chairs out from under my classmate sitting in front of me
47. Standing in front of the class holding my school bag over my head
48. Playing soccer at random grass patches near school
49. Going Thomson Yaohan toys section to look at Mask & Transformers
50. Throwing tantrums when I didn't get any new toys
51. Plucking the white stuff from pussywillows during CNY and getting beaten up
52. Going to NYJC near my house to play with my remote control car
53. My 'blue car'
54. Taking small change from my parent's room to buy Jack n Jill potato chips
55. Ice-koleong
56. 20c teddy bear ice cream
57. 40c Jolly Lolly
58. $1 chocolate space cone (the ultimate treat)
59. Toro-Toro, Ding Dang and Kaka
60. Going Bishan Junction 8 to hang out at MOS Burger
61. Writing chinese compositions using Hokkien vulgarities as my characters' names
62. Leaving a tail of long hair in the front while cutting the rest
63. Center parting
64. Ocean Pacific wallets (with metal plates on the front)
65. JPG wallets
66. Bata canvas shoes
67. Being a super fussy eater refusing to eat anything that wasn't western in nature
68. Completing the Star Road in Super Mario World
69. Super Soaker wars
70. Getting $100 stolen in the AMK arcase
71. Dropping $250 on the bus and spending the whole day tracking the bus in futility
72. Playing original Gameboy Super Mario Land
73. Watching movies at Yishun 10 for $6
74. Going bowling at AMK
75. Having a crush on the Bionic Six woman
77. Watching Seasame Street (1-2-3-4-5...6-7-8-9-10...12 doo doo doo doo..)
78. Thinking cartoons like He-Man, Bravestarr and Captain Planet were stupid crap
79. Watching Disney cartoons (Duck Tales, Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers, Talespin, Darkwing Duck, Gummi Bears)
80. Watching random cartoons (Garfield & friends; Heathcliff, Dennis the Menance, Denver the last dinosaur, Jem & the Holograms,)
81. Watching REAL cartoons (MASK, Transformers, StarCom, ExoSquad, TMNT, Snorks, Centurions, Silverhawks..)
82. Watching gay cartoons (Carebears, Smurfs, My Little Pony)
83. Mighty Max vs Polly Pocket
84. Watching Qing Chun 1-2-3, Crime & Passion, Hong Tou Jin, Zao An Lao Shi
85. Being impressed with adverts for Thunderhawk, Switchblade, Rhino, Manta, Firecracker, Firefly, Slingshot, Goliath, Buzzard, Volcano...
86. Kopi-o...kopi-o he yi bei nong nong de kopi-o...
87. Doing a special finish in Art of Fighting to blow off King's top to reveal her bra
88. Using Starman in some unknown wrestling Nintendo game
89. Playing Pinball on the Nintendo with my dad
90. Buying CD singles (wtf man...)
91. Go to the Serangoon market to buy tau huey
92. Trading DragonBall Z gold cards
93. Getting horny when Bulma was drawn naked in Dragonball book 1
94. Playing deathmatch in Super Mario Kart
95. The ^&%@(# Rainbow Road in Super Mario Kart
96. Going to the Far East underground arcade to play KOF95
97. Randomly buying Super Nintendo games upon entering a game store
98.Talking about gangs and hoot-ing people
99. Wanting to buy the Tamiya Avante but ending up with the Terrascorcher
100. Wanting to buy the Hyper Dash motor but settling for the Hyper Mini
Some random things I used to do in the best decade & a half of ALL time. Wasn't as tough as you may imagine to come up with a 100 pointers
I really miss my childhood..
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
