people are stupid...as usual.. since people are morons..its kinda difficult to hold any interesting conversation without being tempted to smash a brick against the person's stupid face..

expressive individuals such as myself need an outlet to bitch freely...but considering the 5 billion idiots that pollute the planet...i'd be better off talking to my testicles; at least they dun reply a question with a question or give redundant politically correct bullshit..

11: ...sigh...

testicle #1: what's eating you?

11: people are idiots..

testicle #1: of course...Man didn't keep up with evolution...their bodies grew but their minds remain in the jurassic..half the world is fucked up and the other half is male...

11: girls are all sluts!

testicle #1: you're telling me...me and the other nut shrink each time there's a female driver on the road...dumb bitches handle cars as well as lawyers handle the truth...except your mom..

11: i know..she's the only female alive that knows how to drive..

testicle #1: well at least they're good for interco...

11: shut the fuck up...they can't even perform that well...if at all..

testicle #1: oh you mean their 'conditions'...

11: dun even mention that...they think just cuz we wanna sleep with them we gotta do all sorts of bullshit to ease them into bed..

testicle #1: ...bullshit like paying for their stuff..being nice to them...presents...blah blah is that what you mean?

11: dun think you know me damn well...

testicle #1: ah fuck off you make me work 14 times a day you prick!

11: its not my fault girls dun do their job!

testicle #1: ah live with it...its a fact of life...bitches use ur money...think its their god-fucking-given right...and dump you when you refuse to pay for them..

11: ...and when it turns ugly..fucking bitch will claim 'she paid for her own stuff' because she topped up her ez link...as her sugardaddy wasn't there to send her home in his *insert generic car brand name here*..

testicle #1: ..except ur darling gf that you're so proud of..

11: yep! she's is the epitome of what every guy wants...a girl that actually behaves like a girlfriend and actually thinks of her bf as someone impt to her...not some career minded slut who follows the crowd and thinks depending on a guy is *pathetic*

testicle #1: high 5 to that!

testicle #2: eh both of you can shut up or not...i'm trying to rest up before you make me work again!

11: shut the fuck up testicle #2! its BOTH your faults that you keep churning out baby makers!!! there'd be safe sex if only you 2 bozos didn't do your job. i only need you when the wife feels like she's too free and wants a wailing prick to keep her busy!

testicle #1 and #2: yes boss...sorry boss...blame it on nature...its not like we want to produce the stuff...its those fucking hormone enzymes...

hormone enzymes: FUCK YOU!

11: ... 
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0 peasants have disturbed me ¶ 1:57 AM 

  here's my namecard...dun call if you've got a life.. barely a couple days left before we bid 2004 goodbye...what's the best way to spend the last few dozen hours before i die of old age...? lets see our options..

1. get arrested for falsely groping bikini clad chicks at countdown parties
2. die of cancer from UV radiation from sentosa
3. get beat up by peers cuz we all know masturbation is above frens
4. get ripped off by various clubs to pay for entry
5. wait for armageddon to justify all the fucked up things you've done
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999. die of old age

after *much* deliberation..i realise that there's only one clear option that ensures world peace and happiness; whoever can't tell what it is should be shot in the nuts with armour piercing rounds..

its only logical that the world at large should just stay home, lock their doors, take out porn and masturbate in order to savor the last hours of 2004...i mean, why risk your health by going out and breathing passive smoke or god forbid fresh air???

i've lived to a ripe old age of 23...and if i'm lucky i'll have another 50 odd years left in me...or if i'm really lucky i'll even get to see my great great grandson...take it from an old timer like me...i've seen the world..i know how hazardous it is to leave the comforts of home and expose the body to dirty stuff like 'life', 'friends', 'sex', 'foot massagers' etc.

i've escaped death (or a heavy HEAVY hospital bill) many times, but none as close as the time when i was at sentosa with my geriatric friends (hey..old men can do whatever the fuck they want); i think i musta cheated death 100 times or so...should have died right there and den...

- the heat melted my bones (bones turn to cheese once you're old)
- the sun scorched my cornea (my million degree glassed helped amplify the light)
- the sand was so roughed it tore my wrinkly old skin right off the soles of muh feet
- i coughed blood just breathing the fresh air (old lungs need cyanide instead)
- almost dropped dead from taking more than 10 steps

i realised i'm rambling at this point but what the fuck old men are supposed to ramble about stupid shit all day long right? like how young ppl are little punks or how the gahmen is really stupid and how bout 'how sentosa almost killed me'?

that's right the point is just to bitch that i'm an old man whose prime has past and has nothing else to look forward in life except death..(old men dun have sex)

at the grand old age of 23..makes me wish i was 21 again..where i'm able to do everything that i'm unable to do now at this here old fossil age of 23...


 
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0 peasants have disturbed me ¶ 1:51 AM 

  boxing day...go beat up someone! ah...the best time of the year has past..another exciting year to look forward to comprising of knowledge fueled lessons, morale boosting projects and enriching interactions with people who "think they know everything"...what better way to say goodbye to another year of knowledge fueled lessons, morale boosting projects and enriching interactions with people who "thought they knew everything"..

its the perfect time to have a "year end review" and evauluate the immense contribution i've had toward this gracious, meritocratic and market driven society..

there's bound to be some wise guy out there; which for convenience's sake i'll call him 'john' who'll inevitably raise this point:

john: "all you've done all year is hurl abuse at the PM and basically everyone else; not to mention skillfully proxying all your work to others while taking all the credit!"

11: "well john..."

john: "err...actually its J-.."

11: "...its gonna be 'moron' if you don't shut up....oops too late..moron"

moron: "but.."

11: "aniwae this year i've established international relations and expanded trading and commerce relationships with external countries, thus increasing GNP growth by gigantic proportions.."

moron: "all you did was buy stuff on ebay..."

11: "..and i've paid a diplomatic call to our technologically advanced neighbour to establish and reaffirm their confidence in us, thus solving our water problem indefinitely, saving us unspeakable amounts of money"

moron: "....you went for cheap seafood in malaysia..."

11: "..not to mention i've facilitated various organizations in strengthening the well beings of their staff in order to generate billions of extra revenue for their respective companies.."

moron: "...played soccer.."

11: "and not to mention my spectacular yet noble campaign which strove for equal oppotunities for all based on their own personal disposition, thus ensuring the optimal distribution of resources for every fuction..."

moron: "...condemned malays.."

11: "...and throughout all this, i still found time to strengthen my own body and soul, improving my reflexes and brainpower by multiple factors to further help me make the new year even more fruitful than the last!"

moron: "....you played street fighter and RPGs.."

i'm a fucking genius!!!

so...what have YOU done this year? *masturbation doesn't count* 
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0 peasants have disturbed me ¶ 8:21 PM