"hypocritical asshooolism"
---political correctness of the highest order---
Thursday, July 14, 2005
in days of yore...
holy batshit..!!
today was darling's and prick's convo-fucking-cation!!
but why waste time with words...
pleasant surprise to see our very own lai-jie there today..all decked out in the artsy-pink gown..imagine the shock when me and desmond saw her on the frickin' broadcast...definitely a good day for the best orientation group in the world...
no prizes for guessing why the fuck we had to wait over 2 hours for the bloody engineering grad to show up...just look at how many of us turned up just to take a damn pic with the dipshit malaysian....
proving that indeed personnel from the opposite end of the causeway are questionable in mental stability...here's a top secret special scene cut out from episode 3...where anakin morphs his lightsabre into pure fiery white...
yes ppl...looks like the 3 years of pure hard work has paid off for my darling...she's finally obtain a plofessional deglee and is ready to built structures of HIGH integrity...and poor prick is now officially jobless with a first class degree in road sweeping...
finally...
i swear on hitler's sweaty nuts that even after so many goddamn years...absolutely nothing has changed...rizzo has always been and will always be the pinnacle of total awesome-ness and there's nothing in existence to challenge the integrity of my statement...
i maintain that even with the title of 'graduate'....prick (and soon-to-be the rest of us) are ultimately just as clueless and fucked up as ever....
remember kids...you're paying the universities over $20000 in fees for them to make you more stupid that you were in JC!!
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
holy batshit..!!
today was darling's and prick's convo-fucking-cation!!
but why waste time with words...
of course there's the mandatory couple shot..
surprise surprise! guess who else convocated today!!
pleasant surprise to see our very own lai-jie there today..all decked out in the artsy-pink gown..imagine the shock when me and desmond saw her on the frickin' broadcast...definitely a good day for the best orientation group in the world...
no prizes for guessing why the fuck we had to wait over 2 hours for the bloody engineering grad to show up...just look at how many of us turned up just to take a damn pic with the dipshit malaysian....
check it out...its frickin' darth dipshit...
proving that indeed personnel from the opposite end of the causeway are questionable in mental stability...here's a top secret special scene cut out from episode 3...where anakin morphs his lightsabre into pure fiery white...
this is just sooooo wrong....
yes ppl...looks like the 3 years of pure hard work has paid off for my darling...she's finally obtain a plofessional deglee and is ready to built structures of HIGH integrity...and poor prick is now officially jobless with a first class degree in road sweeping...
finally...
rizzo then
rizzo now
i swear on hitler's sweaty nuts that even after so many goddamn years...absolutely nothing has changed...rizzo has always been and will always be the pinnacle of total awesome-ness and there's nothing in existence to challenge the integrity of my statement...
i maintain that even with the title of 'graduate'....prick (and soon-to-be the rest of us) are ultimately just as clueless and fucked up as ever....
remember kids...you're paying the universities over $20000 in fees for them to make you more stupid that you were in JC!!
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
Monday, July 11, 2005
Initial D movie is a sellout..!
so everyone's already dropped $7 to $10 bucks to catch the latest idol flick based on the infamous street racing comic..and from what i've heard so far almost everyone who's watched it thought it was pretty awesome..
no argument there..its hard to screw up the racing portions especially when you've got GTRs and FCs thrown all about..
i'm here to tell everyone that initial d the movie is a fucking sellout!
now i'll be the first to admit i haven't seen the anime or even read the comics..so screw anyone who disagrees with my impeccable logic..the only exposure i've had to the series is in the music..those jappy eurobeat tunes that are sporadically heard blasting out from a blue toyota corolla..
i've no idea who shaun yue or edison are supposed to be..or whatever fuck vehicles they're supposed to be driving..but what i do know is chapman (itsuki) is supposed to be driving a frickin' Levin instead of another Trueno...
the movie was shot in nippon...the land where toyota originated...and for jay's AE86..they crew literally scouted for a private owned Trueno for use in the movie...mad props to them there...BUT WHERE'S THE FUCKING LEVIN??
its japan for goodness' sake...and the crew can't find a single Levin anywhere on the roads..??
apparently the movie crew isn't looking hard enough if they can miss a detail such as this...
you think finding an AE86 in japan is a big deal...?
but here's the shocker...
singapore is small enough as it is and yet i've found 2 bloody Levin's just like that...fully decked out in the initial d colour scheme...and gawd i ain't no movie crew wannabe who prowls the roads specifically looking for a specific vehicle...
if lim peh can find 2 Levins just like that...dammit there's something seriously wrong with the crew of initial d...
bloody sellouts!!
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
no argument there..its hard to screw up the racing portions especially when you've got GTRs and FCs thrown all about..
i'm here to tell everyone that initial d the movie is a fucking sellout!
now i'll be the first to admit i haven't seen the anime or even read the comics..so screw anyone who disagrees with my impeccable logic..the only exposure i've had to the series is in the music..those jappy eurobeat tunes that are sporadically heard blasting out from a blue toyota corolla..
i've no idea who shaun yue or edison are supposed to be..or whatever fuck vehicles they're supposed to be driving..but what i do know is chapman (itsuki) is supposed to be driving a frickin' Levin instead of another Trueno...
the movie was shot in nippon...the land where toyota originated...and for jay's AE86..they crew literally scouted for a private owned Trueno for use in the movie...mad props to them there...BUT WHERE'S THE FUCKING LEVIN??
its japan for goodness' sake...and the crew can't find a single Levin anywhere on the roads..??
apparently the movie crew isn't looking hard enough if they can miss a detail such as this...
you think finding an AE86 in japan is a big deal...?
taken from fricking clementi
but here's the shocker...
taken from tuas naval base
taken from marina square carpark
singapore is small enough as it is and yet i've found 2 bloody Levin's just like that...fully decked out in the initial d colour scheme...and gawd i ain't no movie crew wannabe who prowls the roads specifically looking for a specific vehicle...
if lim peh can find 2 Levins just like that...dammit there's something seriously wrong with the crew of initial d...
bloody sellouts!!
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
Sunday, July 10, 2005
poor little boy needs love..
you know that feeling where you just can't find any words in the vocabulary to describe that kind of fuck feeling?
where all you feel like doing is beating the stuffing out of someone or something just to satisfy that insatiable anger?
...but you can't do it because..
1. morons won't let you
2. morons will call the police
3. there are stupid laws in effect here
to console myself..i might as well just come up with a new noun to describe this inexplicable fuck feeling..
FUCKTASTIC (fark-test-tick)
adverb
to describe a feeling of indescribable proportions; used to reflect a myriad of pent up hate and anger without a venting outlet;
I'm feeling so fucking FUCKTASTIC today I think I'll go burn down that orphanage, after I kick the living shit out of you!
sometimes i wish i could just take on the role of the typical RPG adventurer and go on some epic adventure instead of dealing with human-fucking-politics..
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
where all you feel like doing is beating the stuffing out of someone or something just to satisfy that insatiable anger?
...but you can't do it because..
1. morons won't let you
2. morons will call the police
3. there are stupid laws in effect here
to console myself..i might as well just come up with a new noun to describe this inexplicable fuck feeling..
FUCKTASTIC (fark-test-tick)
adverb
to describe a feeling of indescribable proportions; used to reflect a myriad of pent up hate and anger without a venting outlet;
I'm feeling so fucking FUCKTASTIC today I think I'll go burn down that orphanage, after I kick the living shit out of you!
sometimes i wish i could just take on the role of the typical RPG adventurer and go on some epic adventure instead of dealing with human-fucking-politics..
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
