"hypocritical asshooolism"
---political correctness of the highest order---
Friday, September 02, 2005
if you're rich i probably don't know you...
"..."
if you're of the petty overly-sensitive kind..you'd do well to stop reading right about now lest you drive yourself to chop of the tip of your penis with a mini-guillotine from my next rant..
-----------stop reading like right now if you fall in the above category-----------
due to my egoistical nature..each time i see some young punkwhore speeding past in some random 2 door coupe..my blood pressure rises..
Reason#1..why am i driving a 4 door vehicle that's only the most common saloon on the roads right now AND its not even my own in the first place..?
Reason#2..why do these punkwhores look like yokozuna just face-fucked them in all possible orifices..? is there some natural law that states ugly people be uber rich to offset the travesty which they stare at each day in the mirror..?
ok..since nature is in the picture for Reason#2..i'll just accept it as another one of those 'world-is-fucked-up' things and move on...i mean how else will they get a chick into bed..? by being nice?? *insert hysterical hyena laughter*
after all..we see pretty hot whores holding hands with freddy kruegers all the time..
on to the Reason#1...
i think its pretty pointless to insult myself for my inability to own a chick magnet since i already feel pretty crappy as it stands so i'll expand Reason#1 in another direction and ask the question "why don't i know many people who drive...much less an eye turning one?"
they say students from the best school in the universe are rich...so hmm...how come none of my JC buddies own a coupe..? are people's perceptions about the best school in the universe wrong..? or do i hang out with individuals from the other end of the spectrum?
now...i'm totally glad to know the people i do..and sex couldn't force me to sever ties with them..i merely find it weird since there're so many goddamn coupe's on the roads and yet i dun know a single person who does..
the only explanation..?
those coupe owning fuckers won't bother to know a low class plebeian like myself..
one more year...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
if you're of the petty overly-sensitive kind..you'd do well to stop reading right about now lest you drive yourself to chop of the tip of your penis with a mini-guillotine from my next rant..
due to my egoistical nature..each time i see some young punkwhore speeding past in some random 2 door coupe..my blood pressure rises..
Reason#1..why am i driving a 4 door vehicle that's only the most common saloon on the roads right now AND its not even my own in the first place..?
Reason#2..why do these punkwhores look like yokozuna just face-fucked them in all possible orifices..? is there some natural law that states ugly people be uber rich to offset the travesty which they stare at each day in the mirror..?
ok..since nature is in the picture for Reason#2..i'll just accept it as another one of those 'world-is-fucked-up' things and move on...i mean how else will they get a chick into bed..? by being nice?? *insert hysterical hyena laughter*
after all..we see pretty hot whores holding hands with freddy kruegers all the time..
on to the Reason#1...
i think its pretty pointless to insult myself for my inability to own a chick magnet since i already feel pretty crappy as it stands so i'll expand Reason#1 in another direction and ask the question "why don't i know many people who drive...much less an eye turning one?"
they say students from the best school in the universe are rich...so hmm...how come none of my JC buddies own a coupe..? are people's perceptions about the best school in the universe wrong..? or do i hang out with individuals from the other end of the spectrum?
now...i'm totally glad to know the people i do..and sex couldn't force me to sever ties with them..i merely find it weird since there're so many goddamn coupe's on the roads and yet i dun know a single person who does..
the only explanation..?
those coupe owning fuckers won't bother to know a low class plebeian like myself..
one more year...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
