"hypocritical asshooolism"
---political correctness of the highest order---
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
family guy: a primer
wowzer...muh previous post had me so riled up i just had to introduce a cartoon that's really worthy of my (and therefore your) precious time...even if you don't watch cartoons anymore cuz you're 'too cool', you should becuz you're fucking crazy and i'm always fucking right! (stupid sajc faggots piss me off did i mention that?)
aniwae...forget about whatever bullshit you see on current television...the 100000000 'reality' shows can't compare to the phat shit i'm about to introduce to you chumps...
think simpsons cross bred with southpark but without all the politically correct bullshit and you basically have the gist of the show outline...since i'm so fucking hardworking, i'm only gonna introduce one character per entry instead of cramming ur mind deficient heads with too much info...if you're buay song...GO COMPLAIN NTUC LA! fucker!
Peter Griffin
this fat fucker thinks women are just dick toys with eyes on their chests (striking similarity doncha think?). pastime is fucking his big titted wife and ignoring whatever the fuck she tries to tell him cuz he's da man and we all know the man's the boss of all. he does whatever the fuck he wants and doesn't give his big titted wife any face. (not as if he needs to, he's the fucking man of the house)
probably the character that most represents us hot blooded males out there. (fuck first, think/talk later). problem is although all normal guys are like that...but fucking local chicks are fucking uncooperative and think they're like 'too good to be fucked by us....but i'll leave that for another rant...
basically cartman fucked homer and this dipshit came out...plays the typical slapstick cliche role that will shock the living hell outta the politically correct.
sajc version:
Peter is the man of the house, although only by default. He is married to Lois, the woman he fell instantly in love with when he first saw her at her Aunt`s summer house where he was working as a towel boy.
He is a bit slow at taking in information and often makes rash decissions. If Peter tries to sort out a bad situation, it usually gets worse.
Peter is employed at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory in Quahog by Mr. Weed. His favorite past-times are drinking beer with his friends at the Drunken Clam, and watching television
stay tuned for more Family Guy....
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
aniwae...forget about whatever bullshit you see on current television...the 100000000 'reality' shows can't compare to the phat shit i'm about to introduce to you chumps...
think simpsons cross bred with southpark but without all the politically correct bullshit and you basically have the gist of the show outline...since i'm so fucking hardworking, i'm only gonna introduce one character per entry instead of cramming ur mind deficient heads with too much info...if you're buay song...GO COMPLAIN NTUC LA! fucker!
Peter Griffin
this fat fucker thinks women are just dick toys with eyes on their chests (striking similarity doncha think?). pastime is fucking his big titted wife and ignoring whatever the fuck she tries to tell him cuz he's da man and we all know the man's the boss of all. he does whatever the fuck he wants and doesn't give his big titted wife any face. (not as if he needs to, he's the fucking man of the house)
probably the character that most represents us hot blooded males out there. (fuck first, think/talk later). problem is although all normal guys are like that...but fucking local chicks are fucking uncooperative and think they're like 'too good to be fucked by us....but i'll leave that for another rant...
basically cartman fucked homer and this dipshit came out...plays the typical slapstick cliche role that will shock the living hell outta the politically correct.
sajc version:
Peter is the man of the house, although only by default. He is married to Lois, the woman he fell instantly in love with when he first saw her at her Aunt`s summer house where he was working as a towel boy.
He is a bit slow at taking in information and often makes rash decissions. If Peter tries to sort out a bad situation, it usually gets worse.
Peter is employed at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory in Quahog by Mr. Weed. His favorite past-times are drinking beer with his friends at the Drunken Clam, and watching television
stay tuned for more Family Guy....
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
autobots....transform and masturbate!
gawd i dun fucking believe it...i turn on the tube expecting some kick ass gang rape porn to show up on my screen and instead i'm treated to an episode of smurfs...yeah those blue faggots with dicks on their heads..
i mean what the fuck has society degenerated into??
this leads me to conclude that mediacorp (or whatever bullshit station its called) assumes that their target audience is comprised of mainly brain dead children pests who think pikachu is the second coming..(i'd like to fucking second cum them..)
old school cartoons fucking rock! and whoever disagrees with me is either:
1. some sajc fag (whose dick is an ornament rather den a tool)
2. some random non singaporean chinese
3. whatever else that i can't be bothered to list
right now the revival of old school toons is in full swing. we've got the current new TMNT crap which bites malay dick with all its funky 'tude and outtadaworld enemies (wtf talking blobs of shit!?); we've had a transformers update; he-man etc...
problem is..all them fucking executives never had a proper childhood seeing that they were probably forced into child prostitution when they were young...i mean what the fuck is up with all the new images/attitudes of the shows? and where the fuck are the REAL sequels to all the awesome catoons of the 80s?
motherfuckers made a new transformers series which ended its run sometime in mid-year 2004...and what the fuck optimus prime is a FUCKING FIRE TRUCK??? and megatron is some fucking six-changer half beast war half astro boy lame ass?? AND WHY THE FUCK DO HUMANS PLAY SUCH A BIG ROLE IN A SHOW ABOUT TRANSFORMING KICK ASS ROBOTS?? each episode shows the twerp getting into trouble and waiting for the autobots to rescue his ass to shove their laser blasters up his earth asshole. (think pokemon with robots) fucking bullshit.
TMNT is currently playing on sat mornings but this ain't your older brother's TMNT. no longer is it the turtles against the shredder but whoah...now they're space travellers going to different dimensions to win tournaments and kick alien ass...
so mutant ninja reptiles from earth are able to defeat ancient gods from other dimensions with nothing but their kitchen knives and broomsticks while all the gods have are their magic wands and acid sperm...bullshit (and where the fuck is bebop and rocksteady??)
i dun watch the new he-man but it probably sux too judging by the treatment the networks gave the turtles and autobots....all we need now is an update for M.A.S.K..only this time the vehicles grow metal dicks are are able to fuck the human chicks instead...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
i mean what the fuck has society degenerated into??
this leads me to conclude that mediacorp (or whatever bullshit station its called) assumes that their target audience is comprised of mainly brain dead children pests who think pikachu is the second coming..(i'd like to fucking second cum them..)
old school cartoons fucking rock! and whoever disagrees with me is either:
1. some sajc fag (whose dick is an ornament rather den a tool)
2. some random non singaporean chinese
3. whatever else that i can't be bothered to list
right now the revival of old school toons is in full swing. we've got the current new TMNT crap which bites malay dick with all its funky 'tude and outtadaworld enemies (wtf talking blobs of shit!?); we've had a transformers update; he-man etc...
problem is..all them fucking executives never had a proper childhood seeing that they were probably forced into child prostitution when they were young...i mean what the fuck is up with all the new images/attitudes of the shows? and where the fuck are the REAL sequels to all the awesome catoons of the 80s?
motherfuckers made a new transformers series which ended its run sometime in mid-year 2004...and what the fuck optimus prime is a FUCKING FIRE TRUCK??? and megatron is some fucking six-changer half beast war half astro boy lame ass?? AND WHY THE FUCK DO HUMANS PLAY SUCH A BIG ROLE IN A SHOW ABOUT TRANSFORMING KICK ASS ROBOTS?? each episode shows the twerp getting into trouble and waiting for the autobots to rescue his ass to shove their laser blasters up his earth asshole. (think pokemon with robots) fucking bullshit.
TMNT is currently playing on sat mornings but this ain't your older brother's TMNT. no longer is it the turtles against the shredder but whoah...now they're space travellers going to different dimensions to win tournaments and kick alien ass...
so mutant ninja reptiles from earth are able to defeat ancient gods from other dimensions with nothing but their kitchen knives and broomsticks while all the gods have are their magic wands and acid sperm...bullshit (and where the fuck is bebop and rocksteady??)
i dun watch the new he-man but it probably sux too judging by the treatment the networks gave the turtles and autobots....all we need now is an update for M.A.S.K..only this time the vehicles grow metal dicks are are able to fuck the human chicks instead...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
