"hypocritical asshooolism"
---political correctness of the highest order---
Saturday, February 26, 2005
happy daes ahead..
for those who frequent gofxxkyourself..you may have noticed a change in colour scheme and overall layout..which is a good indication that your brain is still able to pick out subtle changes...
basically the new layout cuts out most of the useless extras..and focuses more on me being in the center of the universe..good old self centered me =D
"hypocritical asshooolism" wishes all its readers unpleasant reading experiences ahead and remember..
'if you're guilty, you'll disagree'
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-e|even¹¹-
basically the new layout cuts out most of the useless extras..and focuses more on me being in the center of the universe..good old self centered me =D
"hypocritical asshooolism" wishes all its readers unpleasant reading experiences ahead and remember..
'if you're guilty, you'll disagree'
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
Friday, February 25, 2005
hypocritical bitchism..!!
some people think i enjoy dissing chicks by labelling them 'sluts' or 'whores' or stuff along those lines..while i openly admit i insult people/objects/beliefs/cultures/blah without much thought..i dun specifically dislike the opposite sex nor do i relish in bitching about them..
however i absolve myself of all blame & responsibility when it comes to insulting girls simply because time and time again..these dickless beings keep proving my point that 'GIRLS ARE ALL FUCKING SLUTS!"..there is open debate where the word 'ALL' should be used so to be fair..let me restate my claim that 'GIRLS ARE MOSTLY FUCKING SLUTS!"..
and naturally..i expect lots of flaming and morons asking questions like "why eugene lydat?" or "how can you (me) say that?" etc etc..
but when i counter question them "try and disprove me and i'll retract my statement" they all just go quiet and turn their vibrator switches on to block out whatever i'm saying...typically nobody (girls at least) can provide me with rock solid evidence that girls aren't in fact mostly hypocritical bitches..
aren't convinced? if you're a girl..ask yourself this question and dun bother giving me an answer since i know it anyway.."if a guy is nice to you and only you in particular, like giving you gifts or offering to send your lazy fat ass home tho its not say convenient, how are you gonna react if you're not interested in him?"
after contemplating my question carefully the reply will be sth like "i'll turn down his offer/gift so as to not send any wrong messages.."
well that's bullshit! (and i'm trying to be friendly)
the bitch's gut instinct would be screaming "hey this chump's being nice to me so which fool would turn down nice gestures that benefits oneself?" thus making the whore accept the gift/offer and raise the chump's hopes..
and what the fuck happens?? the slut ends up with some nameless high profile 'hunk' in a few weeks leaving our poor chumpy fren asking himself "what the fuck happened?"
and ppl call me an asshole/bastard/unholy fucktard just cuz i insult their intelligence...
lameasses condemn the obvious...but only true thought processes reveal who or what the real shitfuck is...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
however i absolve myself of all blame & responsibility when it comes to insulting girls simply because time and time again..these dickless beings keep proving my point that 'GIRLS ARE ALL FUCKING SLUTS!"..there is open debate where the word 'ALL' should be used so to be fair..let me restate my claim that 'GIRLS ARE MOSTLY FUCKING SLUTS!"..
and naturally..i expect lots of flaming and morons asking questions like "why eugene lydat?" or "how can you (me) say that?" etc etc..
but when i counter question them "try and disprove me and i'll retract my statement" they all just go quiet and turn their vibrator switches on to block out whatever i'm saying...typically nobody (girls at least) can provide me with rock solid evidence that girls aren't in fact mostly hypocritical bitches..
aren't convinced? if you're a girl..ask yourself this question and dun bother giving me an answer since i know it anyway.."if a guy is nice to you and only you in particular, like giving you gifts or offering to send your lazy fat ass home tho its not say convenient, how are you gonna react if you're not interested in him?"
after contemplating my question carefully the reply will be sth like "i'll turn down his offer/gift so as to not send any wrong messages.."
well that's bullshit! (and i'm trying to be friendly)
the bitch's gut instinct would be screaming "hey this chump's being nice to me so which fool would turn down nice gestures that benefits oneself?" thus making the whore accept the gift/offer and raise the chump's hopes..
and what the fuck happens?? the slut ends up with some nameless high profile 'hunk' in a few weeks leaving our poor chumpy fren asking himself "what the fuck happened?"
and ppl call me an asshole/bastard/unholy fucktard just cuz i insult their intelligence...
lameasses condemn the obvious...but only true thought processes reveal who or what the real shitfuck is...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
sex to sex ho!!
after 8 months of cussing at samsung for not having a built in dictionary for its messenging function..and 10 months of reliving my old days with my beloved 8850 classic...i'm damn hell proud to declare a new addition to the ranks...
.......the nokia 6260!!!
yay nokia!!
i would cuss samsung to hell if darling wasn't using it...
booya!!
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-e|even¹¹-
.......the nokia 6260!!!
mp3 enabled..built in FM radio..bluetooth...DICTIO-FUCKING-NARY...vga camera...digital recording..and other lame shit like colour and polyphonic ring ring...blah
yay nokia!!
i would cuss samsung to hell if darling wasn't using it...
booya!!
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-e|even¹¹-
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
shit happens
i am fucking tired...
the comp clock reads 10:22 in the morning and i'm struggling to even stay awake to complete this post..but complete i must..since i am that damn good!
only managed to haul my ass into bed around 4 last night..after having helped coordinate a meeting b/w my darling and my ex..
^%&*!)&#*???
amazing stuff eh? i dun even know the purpose of this post but its one of those things that are just worth mentioning for the fuck of it..i think the educated call these things 'milestones'...
they'll both be meeting each other for the 1st time since the last incident later this afternoon going solo..i honestly fucking hope the both of them will manage to work out their differences (if any) and put a closure to the shit the gay motherfucking cocksucking excuse of a human stirred up..
me? i'm satisfied if they can both call each other frens w/o the bitch factor kicking in..getting things to the way it was before will be a pipe dream...lessee whad happuns..
good luck to them both...
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-e|even¹¹-
the comp clock reads 10:22 in the morning and i'm struggling to even stay awake to complete this post..but complete i must..since i am that damn good!
only managed to haul my ass into bed around 4 last night..after having helped coordinate a meeting b/w my darling and my ex..
^%&*!)&#*???
amazing stuff eh? i dun even know the purpose of this post but its one of those things that are just worth mentioning for the fuck of it..i think the educated call these things 'milestones'...
they'll both be meeting each other for the 1st time since the last incident later this afternoon going solo..i honestly fucking hope the both of them will manage to work out their differences (if any) and put a closure to the shit the gay motherfucking cocksucking excuse of a human stirred up..
me? i'm satisfied if they can both call each other frens w/o the bitch factor kicking in..getting things to the way it was before will be a pipe dream...lessee whad happuns..
good luck to them both...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
Monday, February 21, 2005
plant watering underwear
frankly..there's not much to update these days..i could talk about my work in length but chances are i'd get my ass thrown into jail where i'll piss the wardens off by constantly asking them if they'd let me out..
qihong flew to auzzie (i think) last week for exchange..seems like everyone's flying these days for SEP for a new 'experience'..i must have seen at least a dozen different frens go off for exchange the past couple years..more power to them i hope they will all feel empowered after seeing the world...
cny festivities should be all but dead by now but i'm glad to report a surge in blackjack takings this year..the bulk being donated by my loving cousins who believe that drawing a card at 18 pts is an excellent way to challenge my mere 16...oh well..its the rooster year after all..
seafood from m'sia still kicks ass!! 20RM for cereal crayfish? 25RM for black pepper crab? 4RM for a 850ml jug of sugarcane? 15RM for cereal prawns? m'sia truly asia fucking rocks! =D (just remember to get your passport chopped on the return home...haha)
the yishun kids are quite a mild bunch this time round...no particularly outstanding characters..a dwindle in really cute kids..an increase in volunteers which strangely all happen to be third year girls..i miss the previous batch of wonderkids..
knoddy recently got hitched and is now in orgasmic bliss..the tall fucker confers his unofficial congratulations..now only one question remains: when the hell is knoddy intending to officially inform the tall fucker about his new status??
finally the scum plot to overrun the upcoming foc...life is good when you've got sensitive caring undergraduate males supporting the event..shaowei recently gave the green light and all scums have been officially sworn into elvoscum..how cool is that...i can't fucking wait for june..nah..strike that...i can't fucking wait for open house!!!
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
qihong flew to auzzie (i think) last week for exchange..seems like everyone's flying these days for SEP for a new 'experience'..i must have seen at least a dozen different frens go off for exchange the past couple years..more power to them i hope they will all feel empowered after seeing the world...
cny festivities should be all but dead by now but i'm glad to report a surge in blackjack takings this year..the bulk being donated by my loving cousins who believe that drawing a card at 18 pts is an excellent way to challenge my mere 16...oh well..its the rooster year after all..
seafood from m'sia still kicks ass!! 20RM for cereal crayfish? 25RM for black pepper crab? 4RM for a 850ml jug of sugarcane? 15RM for cereal prawns? m'sia truly asia fucking rocks! =D (just remember to get your passport chopped on the return home...haha)
the yishun kids are quite a mild bunch this time round...no particularly outstanding characters..a dwindle in really cute kids..an increase in volunteers which strangely all happen to be third year girls..i miss the previous batch of wonderkids..
knoddy recently got hitched and is now in orgasmic bliss..the tall fucker confers his unofficial congratulations..now only one question remains: when the hell is knoddy intending to officially inform the tall fucker about his new status??
finally the scum plot to overrun the upcoming foc...life is good when you've got sensitive caring undergraduate males supporting the event..shaowei recently gave the green light and all scums have been officially sworn into elvoscum..how cool is that...i can't fucking wait for june..nah..strike that...i can't fucking wait for open house!!!
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
