"hypocritical asshooolism"
---political correctness of the highest order---
Saturday, January 15, 2005
bricks are our frens...!!
bricks are fucking useful...you know...those red blocks are are rather dense used to build walls and stuff lydat?? yeah...THOSE bricks..
bricks are used for lots of applications...construction..paperweights..foundation and lets not forget assault weapons as well..
doesn't really make sense initially...i mean why assault someone with a brick rather than use a more sophisticated tool like a gun or something...
people like these are also likely to wonder why we use writing materials instead of PDAs...
damn techno geeks!
for one thing...bricks are much more violent assault weapons than stupid pea shooters..you at best killer the fucker after shooting him...easy painless (after a while) death with minimal multilation of the original body...
but bricks....that's a whole different story...bricks are our fucking frens!! marginal utility of these red blocks of stone are way higher AND cheaper than silly rifles...
bricks allow the user to bash the victim's face into an unrecognizable pulp of blood and flesh...deriving maximum pleasure for minimal work...let's face it...there're billions of stupid morons alive that would be much better off without a face to scare little kids...not to mention piss you off from sprouting rubbish all day long...
to add insult to injury...after smashing a fucking brick into the moron's ugly mug..its possible to buah the brick across the victim's face to ensure nothing remains of his/her face...imagine using your foot to extinguish a cig...except swap foot for brick and cig for 'ugly face'...
how to use a brick:
step 1: find a brick (any damn brick!)
step 2: find a person you hate (just count to 10 and one fool will surely appear)
step 3: walk up to victim and smash brick against victim's face (scream ensues)
step 4: wipe victim's face with brick (entrails and all...)
step 5: optional double attack (in the nuts for guys, tits for girls)
step 6: laugh your balls off (its really quite comical)
victims of brickly assault:
1. Liang Jing Ru Fish Leung
her songs are fucked up slow emotionally charged lumps of shit that usually are accompanied with retarded fucking tunes...all her fucking songs have this oh-so-innocent slow lovey dovey shit fuck type aura around them...man i'd like to smash her fucking face in with a brick and shove it up her ass!! oh...and being FUCKING UGLY doesn't help either...
2. Cai Chun Jia
this is an unlucky victim...requiring the brick treatment for singing that stupid fucking irritating single 'ri chu'!! abso-fucking-lutely criminal the way she sings it...there's this damn lan jiao tune to it as if she's singing some fucking techno version of an opera musical...downright sleazy bullshit!! brick the bitch!!
3. Ugly humans
DIE....JUST FUCKING DIE...!!!
thank fucking goodness there're still gorgeous looking chicks like eunice to keep me from bricking every motherfucker in sight...tks dear! =)
btw...all you politically correct s.o.bs who think my views are downright tyrannical and violent...my reply to you bitches is to merely 'go fuck each other' and ask yourselves whether you'd like to administer such 'brutality' to yours truly...
if you answered 'no'...YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING LIAR!!
if you said 'yes'....you'd fail miserably and prove my point that you're just another statistic to add to the stupid people numbers...
bricks fucking rule!!!
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-e|even¹¹-
bricks are used for lots of applications...construction..paperweights..foundation and lets not forget assault weapons as well..
doesn't really make sense initially...i mean why assault someone with a brick rather than use a more sophisticated tool like a gun or something...
people like these are also likely to wonder why we use writing materials instead of PDAs...
damn techno geeks!
for one thing...bricks are much more violent assault weapons than stupid pea shooters..you at best killer the fucker after shooting him...easy painless (after a while) death with minimal multilation of the original body...
but bricks....that's a whole different story...bricks are our fucking frens!! marginal utility of these red blocks of stone are way higher AND cheaper than silly rifles...
bricks allow the user to bash the victim's face into an unrecognizable pulp of blood and flesh...deriving maximum pleasure for minimal work...let's face it...there're billions of stupid morons alive that would be much better off without a face to scare little kids...not to mention piss you off from sprouting rubbish all day long...
to add insult to injury...after smashing a fucking brick into the moron's ugly mug..its possible to buah the brick across the victim's face to ensure nothing remains of his/her face...imagine using your foot to extinguish a cig...except swap foot for brick and cig for 'ugly face'...
how to use a brick:
step 1: find a brick (any damn brick!)
step 2: find a person you hate (just count to 10 and one fool will surely appear)
step 3: walk up to victim and smash brick against victim's face (scream ensues)
step 4: wipe victim's face with brick (entrails and all...)
step 5: optional double attack (in the nuts for guys, tits for girls)
step 6: laugh your balls off (its really quite comical)
victims of brickly assault:
1. Liang Jing Ru Fish Leung
her songs are fucked up slow emotionally charged lumps of shit that usually are accompanied with retarded fucking tunes...all her fucking songs have this oh-so-innocent slow lovey dovey shit fuck type aura around them...man i'd like to smash her fucking face in with a brick and shove it up her ass!! oh...and being FUCKING UGLY doesn't help either...
2. Cai Chun Jia
this is an unlucky victim...requiring the brick treatment for singing that stupid fucking irritating single 'ri chu'!! abso-fucking-lutely criminal the way she sings it...there's this damn lan jiao tune to it as if she's singing some fucking techno version of an opera musical...downright sleazy bullshit!! brick the bitch!!
3. Ugly humans
DIE....JUST FUCKING DIE...!!!
thank fucking goodness there're still gorgeous looking chicks like eunice to keep me from bricking every motherfucker in sight...tks dear! =)
btw...all you politically correct s.o.bs who think my views are downright tyrannical and violent...my reply to you bitches is to merely 'go fuck each other' and ask yourselves whether you'd like to administer such 'brutality' to yours truly...
if you answered 'no'...YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING LIAR!!
if you said 'yes'....you'd fail miserably and prove my point that you're just another statistic to add to the stupid people numbers...
bricks fucking rule!!!
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-e|even¹¹-
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
**the e|even¹¹ phuture**
someone once said i had the uncanny ability to read the future...he's dead now after i predicted i'd bash his face in with a brick..poor guy..
anyway since the ex 'ablility foreseer' said i could read the future..i might as well put that skill to good use.......like predicting winning lottery numbers, stock markets and heck for the fun of it, whether the COE for cars will go down any further...
but since humans are fucking retarded by nature...i'd be better off predicting stuff like which direction the sun will rise from, or when's the next time someone's gonna tell me to shut the fuck up..
at least its good for something no?
Prediction #1: Men will finally play out their predetermined roles
smart people exist...then there's the fucking smart people...and right at the top of the herd are the fucking geniuses...white haired men with thick mustaches who received nobel prizes like a malay receives insults from me...
and chances are these geniuses lack a life being cooped up in their labs all the time figuring out how to turn fart into nuclear weapons..so naturally these geniuses will lack any sort of sex life understandably..and proceed to create a new pill that makes the eater irresistable to women for a few hours. these scientific breakthroughs will be mass produced and sent to pharmacies labelled as "anti-depressants" to avoid the legal barriers. women who ingest the pill will find men behaving exactly the same as they have all life long and therefore will never buy it...the horny bastards!
Prediction #2: People turn into even more moronic idiots
civilization has never seen such acceleration in progress and many stupid induhviduals have taken it for granted...and they're right! we already employ others to do all our daily stuff, from answering phones to cooking our meals. in the future, we'll have fucking devices to wipe our sorry asses after a crap; and before you think its still hard work to walk to the friggin' bathroom, technology will make the toilet bowl walk right to you, pull ur fucking pants down and aim ur asshole down its throat.
people will need computers for everything..and i fucking mean EVERYTHING! thus relegating humans into sub optimal fleshy lumps of crap that breathe air only cuz its neccessary. nah fuck it! those super geniuses will invent something that'll let machines do the breathing for us. all we do is lie in bed all day while making millions of cyber dollars.
Prediction #3: Men will rule the world
a lot of stupid people will counter this point by saying "all top positions with actual power are held by men already". i proceed to brutally beat them down and gently explaining simple math to them.
the top positions in the world are filled by only 0.0000000001% of all the men in the world combined, which leaves the remaining 99.999999999% of us with shitty jobs selling our asses for others. and while the 99.9999999999% of us are busy slogging our balls off, what are the women doing? 99% are spending the little money we earn and the other 1% are doing the same menial jobs like the 99.999999999% of us. do the math. who rules the world now?
after the aforementioned scientists invent their 'anti depressant', men automatically rule the world. no more pandering to stupid lame requests, no more playing nice guy roles and no more politically correct bullshit. men no longer have to take shit from women cuz they've got their trusty anti depressants in their pockets if they ever need a fuck
Prediction #4: Abolishment of manners
manners are a threat to humankind. manners interfere with our everyday lives. manners force us to do things more painful than taking a brick in the ass. basically, manners suck.
women are the stupid creatures who invented manners. they created all sorts of nonsense like 'holding doors open' and 'picking ones nose in private'. they're the morons who invented words like 'gentleman' and 'demeanor'. not convinced? lets use simple elimination to determine who the fuck invented manners.
which is more likely? a guy digs out an enormous booger from his nose while in front of his guy friend, girl friend and house pet. who do you think is gonna be the one that squeals "eww! that's like soo disgusting la!"? we'll safely cross out the other guy cuz he'd be busying adjusting his underwear so that leaves the woman and the house pet.
chances are the house pet doesn't give a fuck whether its a booger or food and proceeds to eat it up anyway. (hamsters eat their own fucking shit by the way) hence we've got our answer...fucking females!
after men take over the world, the first thing to go will be manners. anyone that isn't happy with his boss will just tell him to eat shit and die, and the boss can't fire the bugger cuz every other employee will be telling him to eat shit and die too. if i don't like someone, i just tell him he's fucked up! no consequences! (i do these sort of things presently, which just shows we're already a step in the right direction!)
gawd i'm a fucking genius!!
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
anyway since the ex 'ablility foreseer' said i could read the future..i might as well put that skill to good use.......like predicting winning lottery numbers, stock markets and heck for the fun of it, whether the COE for cars will go down any further...
but since humans are fucking retarded by nature...i'd be better off predicting stuff like which direction the sun will rise from, or when's the next time someone's gonna tell me to shut the fuck up..
at least its good for something no?
Prediction #1: Men will finally play out their predetermined roles
smart people exist...then there's the fucking smart people...and right at the top of the herd are the fucking geniuses...white haired men with thick mustaches who received nobel prizes like a malay receives insults from me...
and chances are these geniuses lack a life being cooped up in their labs all the time figuring out how to turn fart into nuclear weapons..so naturally these geniuses will lack any sort of sex life understandably..and proceed to create a new pill that makes the eater irresistable to women for a few hours. these scientific breakthroughs will be mass produced and sent to pharmacies labelled as "anti-depressants" to avoid the legal barriers. women who ingest the pill will find men behaving exactly the same as they have all life long and therefore will never buy it...the horny bastards!
Prediction #2: People turn into even more moronic idiots
civilization has never seen such acceleration in progress and many stupid induhviduals have taken it for granted...and they're right! we already employ others to do all our daily stuff, from answering phones to cooking our meals. in the future, we'll have fucking devices to wipe our sorry asses after a crap; and before you think its still hard work to walk to the friggin' bathroom, technology will make the toilet bowl walk right to you, pull ur fucking pants down and aim ur asshole down its throat.
people will need computers for everything..and i fucking mean EVERYTHING! thus relegating humans into sub optimal fleshy lumps of crap that breathe air only cuz its neccessary. nah fuck it! those super geniuses will invent something that'll let machines do the breathing for us. all we do is lie in bed all day while making millions of cyber dollars.
Prediction #3: Men will rule the world
a lot of stupid people will counter this point by saying "all top positions with actual power are held by men already". i proceed to brutally beat them down and gently explaining simple math to them.
the top positions in the world are filled by only 0.0000000001% of all the men in the world combined, which leaves the remaining 99.999999999% of us with shitty jobs selling our asses for others. and while the 99.9999999999% of us are busy slogging our balls off, what are the women doing? 99% are spending the little money we earn and the other 1% are doing the same menial jobs like the 99.999999999% of us. do the math. who rules the world now?
after the aforementioned scientists invent their 'anti depressant', men automatically rule the world. no more pandering to stupid lame requests, no more playing nice guy roles and no more politically correct bullshit. men no longer have to take shit from women cuz they've got their trusty anti depressants in their pockets if they ever need a fuck
Prediction #4: Abolishment of manners
manners are a threat to humankind. manners interfere with our everyday lives. manners force us to do things more painful than taking a brick in the ass. basically, manners suck.
women are the stupid creatures who invented manners. they created all sorts of nonsense like 'holding doors open' and 'picking ones nose in private'. they're the morons who invented words like 'gentleman' and 'demeanor'. not convinced? lets use simple elimination to determine who the fuck invented manners.
which is more likely? a guy digs out an enormous booger from his nose while in front of his guy friend, girl friend and house pet. who do you think is gonna be the one that squeals "eww! that's like soo disgusting la!"? we'll safely cross out the other guy cuz he'd be busying adjusting his underwear so that leaves the woman and the house pet.
chances are the house pet doesn't give a fuck whether its a booger or food and proceeds to eat it up anyway. (hamsters eat their own fucking shit by the way) hence we've got our answer...fucking females!
after men take over the world, the first thing to go will be manners. anyone that isn't happy with his boss will just tell him to eat shit and die, and the boss can't fire the bugger cuz every other employee will be telling him to eat shit and die too. if i don't like someone, i just tell him he's fucked up! no consequences! (i do these sort of things presently, which just shows we're already a step in the right direction!)
gawd i'm a fucking genius!!
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
