"hypocritical asshooolism"
---political correctness of the highest order---
Friday, March 04, 2005
pirates are our enemies..
i was unlucky enough to hear the following advert over the radio today...i've translated it to the best of my ability for the sake of those monolingual fucks:
"if you saw a robber break into your neighbour's flat..would you call the police?
if someone stole your stuff..would you report them?
likewise...piracy is a crime..do not hesitate to report such cases...there are rewards of up to $20,000 to be earned by paotohing offenders.."
i once asked prick if there was a lobang to do sth illegal that would net a shitload of earnings with little risk would he take it up....
without missing a beat that malaysian said his entire department at his IA company would resort to low risk illegal activities to earn cash...the same as what most ppl would choose to do...
admit it nobody except SA guys give a fuck that what they do may be illegal as long as they benefit from it..who doesn't like money? the only reason singapore can curb illegal shit to a major extent is cuz anything illegal is high risk...usually involving caning or hanging...
bottom line? the mata finally caught on to the singaporean mentality and decided to offer cash rewards for 'good samaritans' who betray their frens/colleagues by paotohing their illegal downloading to the mata....smart move...
fuck singapore and its retarded fuck laws!! MERDAKA!!!
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
"if you saw a robber break into your neighbour's flat..would you call the police?
if someone stole your stuff..would you report them?
likewise...piracy is a crime..do not hesitate to report such cases...there are rewards of up to $20,000 to be earned by paotohing offenders.."
i once asked prick if there was a lobang to do sth illegal that would net a shitload of earnings with little risk would he take it up....
without missing a beat that malaysian said his entire department at his IA company would resort to low risk illegal activities to earn cash...the same as what most ppl would choose to do...
admit it nobody except SA guys give a fuck that what they do may be illegal as long as they benefit from it..who doesn't like money? the only reason singapore can curb illegal shit to a major extent is cuz anything illegal is high risk...usually involving caning or hanging...
bottom line? the mata finally caught on to the singaporean mentality and decided to offer cash rewards for 'good samaritans' who betray their frens/colleagues by paotohing their illegal downloading to the mata....smart move...
fuck singapore and its retarded fuck laws!! MERDAKA!!!
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
people are really stupid 2...
call me whatever big headed fucktard you want..but i can predict the 'next big thing' that will make singaporeans go into orgasmic frenzies trying to purchase them all...
here's a list of belongings i predicted would become orgasm inducing objects:
1. baggy clothing
2. MD players
3. Sony Playstation
4. digital camera
5. transformer toys ( i hate those clarke quay poseurs who think they're hardcore)
...just to name a few..but lets ignore that fact for a moment and focus on me ranting about my next 'vision'..
my prediction today is that there will be a surge in GYM MEMBERSHIPS this year...the art of lifting heavy objects and running on the spot like a cunt will attain nation wide popularity as young adults (typically) run to the nearest california or planet fitness to subscribe for the right to act like a moron in front of hundreds of people...
its suddenly fashionable to be part of a gym...keeping oneself under the impression that 'hey i'm fit and i'm healthy and this will improve my sex life'...i used to think only professional body builders and gays frequent gyms to keep their ass in shape but now there's a line of poseurs scheduling time to head for a fishbowl to be mocked at..
hey dun give me that look i'm not making this shit up..
everyone wants to feel like they care about their image...want to think they look good...want to feel empowered that they've got kontrol over their scheduled lives...think that they can alter their destiny by following a timetable....
...and the ironic thing is for all the churlish reasons these poseurs come up with...they're still less phsyically empowered than some random john who occasionally enjoys a game of leisure soccer and stuffs his ass with fast food afterwards...
'hey look at me! i'd rather pay money to take control over my scheduled life and feel that my lifestyle is robust than to run off those fats..oh wait..did i mention that i ONLY lift real authentic weights being there's no substitue available that mimics a heavy object i could carry?'
get a frickin' life you fucking oddities...
btw, does it strike anyone that its FUCKING RETARDED to go town and run on a treadmill AND pay money to do so?
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
here's a list of belongings i predicted would become orgasm inducing objects:
1. baggy clothing
2. MD players
3. Sony Playstation
4. digital camera
5. transformer toys ( i hate those clarke quay poseurs who think they're hardcore)
...just to name a few..but lets ignore that fact for a moment and focus on me ranting about my next 'vision'..
my prediction today is that there will be a surge in GYM MEMBERSHIPS this year...the art of lifting heavy objects and running on the spot like a cunt will attain nation wide popularity as young adults (typically) run to the nearest california or planet fitness to subscribe for the right to act like a moron in front of hundreds of people...
its suddenly fashionable to be part of a gym...keeping oneself under the impression that 'hey i'm fit and i'm healthy and this will improve my sex life'...i used to think only professional body builders and gays frequent gyms to keep their ass in shape but now there's a line of poseurs scheduling time to head for a fishbowl to be mocked at..
hey dun give me that look i'm not making this shit up..
everyone wants to feel like they care about their image...want to think they look good...want to feel empowered that they've got kontrol over their scheduled lives...think that they can alter their destiny by following a timetable....
...and the ironic thing is for all the churlish reasons these poseurs come up with...they're still less phsyically empowered than some random john who occasionally enjoys a game of leisure soccer and stuffs his ass with fast food afterwards...
'hey look at me! i'd rather pay money to take control over my scheduled life and feel that my lifestyle is robust than to run off those fats..oh wait..did i mention that i ONLY lift real authentic weights being there's no substitue available that mimics a heavy object i could carry?'
get a frickin' life you fucking oddities...
btw, does it strike anyone that its FUCKING RETARDED to go town and run on a treadmill AND pay money to do so?
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
yim guan jia yha yha...
zhengxian finally marries biyu...
fucking hooray!! (though i think biyu is piling on the fats...and yushan has a better face)
...so ends a 1000 episode saga basically revolving around a guy whom i'll refer to as ah chen trying to marry this chick he loves...with some condemned plot lifted straight from Face Off in the middle...
...what to watch next...???
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
fucking hooray!! (though i think biyu is piling on the fats...and yushan has a better face)
...so ends a 1000 episode saga basically revolving around a guy whom i'll refer to as ah chen trying to marry this chick he loves...with some condemned plot lifted straight from Face Off in the middle...
...what to watch next...???
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
Sunday, February 27, 2005
nothing to do??
10 things i fucking dislike about m'sia:
10. its fucking far from where i live
9. the air smells putrid
8. roads tend to flood if there's heavy rain
7. green turning arrows are almost fucking nonexistent
6. m'sia drivers (taxis and private vehicles alike...assholes!)
5. bloody 40 min jam at the causeway
4. chinese malaysians thinking they're fucking 'kewl' in their outfitted peroduas
3. paying to use their dirty ass toilets
2. malaysian customs forgetting to chop passports
1. assholes who modify their wiras to SOUND like an evo but have less power than a nissan march
3 things i like about m'sia:
1. fucking cheap food
2. fucking cheap entertainment
3. fucking cheap petrol
that more than justifies taking the trip there and living like a king for a day...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
10. its fucking far from where i live
9. the air smells putrid
8. roads tend to flood if there's heavy rain
7. green turning arrows are almost fucking nonexistent
6. m'sia drivers (taxis and private vehicles alike...assholes!)
5. bloody 40 min jam at the causeway
4. chinese malaysians thinking they're fucking 'kewl' in their outfitted peroduas
3. paying to use their dirty ass toilets
2. malaysian customs forgetting to chop passports
1. assholes who modify their wiras to SOUND like an evo but have less power than a nissan march
3 things i like about m'sia:
1. fucking cheap food
2. fucking cheap entertainment
3. fucking cheap petrol
that more than justifies taking the trip there and living like a king for a day...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
