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Friday, February 03, 2012
  Facepalm Lvl: Over 9000
Urge to blog...rising.

Its much worse when "they" don't want you, even when "they" can be had

When the "someone" in question is popular, it defaults to gospel truth. Deal with it.
 
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Tuesday, January 31, 2012
  Facebook is a magnet for idiots
Its been slightly under a year since the last post. I have Facebook and all other forms of social media to blame for the dearth of actual literary pieces, which encourages the Y (or is it Z now) Generation to post random bullshit garble status updates which add zero meaning to anybody's existence.

Here are the top 3 most annoying types of FB attention whores who are reducing the oxygen levels on Earth one stupid fucking post at a time:

1. The Holy Shaker
Look, I get it. Some people out there scope their life around their religion. I get that. I think its commendable. I also think they should shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a fuck that you want to thank God Almighty for sunny weather, neither was ever a fuck given that you hope the Lord blesses your sorry ass today. If you actually made something worthwhile of yourself, you wouldn't need to constantly beg for God's blessing because you're damn worthy of His blessings in the first place. You know what I do when I want to talk to God? I pray. I just shut the fuck up, find a quiet place and pray. When I play football and its nice sunny weather, I thank God in my mind and smile. I don't need to televise my fucking faith on Facebook in a pathetic attempt to show everyone that "I'm-so-religious-OMG-I'm-so-blessed". Its like those dickhead bosses who demand everyone in their fucking company pray with them because he's the boss and everyone should conform to him. Jesus puts on earplugs each time one of these fuckers go holy limit break over their religion. You believe in God, fantastic. Keep your faith inside and glorify Him with your prayers & church attendance. The satanic devil-spawns on Facebook don't give a fuck.

2. The Emo Bitch
Once again fueling my contempt for people at large, these cum buckets constantly post emo bullshit fluff every single fucking day, never deviating from the same topic: Unrequited love, hurt & depression. These fucktards post one-liners questioning the value of love, and how their feelings are so important it can cure cancer. Typically, they comprise of stupid bitches who may or may not be 15, but have the mental maturity of a 6 year old. They've been hurt by a guy at some point and now their whole fucking existence hinges on how the male population views them, and hence all their whiny fucking emo tirades in a lousy attempt to let the guy in question see how "broken up" they are. No wonder the guy ran off to some other less whiny slut; his penis couldn't get halfway in before you started naming your babies.

3. The Food Cam-whores
No seriously, your plate of char kway teow looks so fantastic that you need to snap a photo just to put it online? Even worse, your friend's dessert looks so fucking delicious that you forbid everyone from touching their food just so you can find that perfect angle to grab a snapshot, check everyone into that location, and tag every motherfucker known to man just so they can see a picture of a brownie topped with a scoop of vanilla. Unless you're a fat tub of lard, nobody gives a rat's ass about pictures of food on Facebook. Know where I can get really awesome pictures of food? A cookbook. Everyone loves pictures, but mainly pictures of people, especially good looking people such as myself, even more so if its good looking people such as myself doing something stupid in a picture. Or bikinis. Females-in-bikinis. Everyone loves a good picture of girl(s) in bikinis. Or pirates. Not food. Girls think its cute, guys do it because girls think its cute. Its not. Its stupid, its gay. I have to throw rocks at kittens each time I see a picture of food to regain a bit of my manliness back.

Fuck Facebook idiots!
 
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Sunday, March 27, 2011
  Gamble Ramble

I like to write. Well technically, I love to rant. Anything that begs an opinion usually results in ample source material to commence bashing a-la prose. Unfortunately, the vargaries of life seldom accord oneself the opportunity to actually sit down and get any serious ranting done.

That said, the only times I find myself sitting in front of my iMac with translating random tidbits of information into something cohesive for publishing on a web backlog (blog if you've never figured it out) is whenever my mood's in a state of flux. What the hell does 'flux' even mean?

I was never that good at expressing myself verbally. Perhaps its the social culture, but technology has evolved to the stage where effective communication is a lost art. When was the last time anyone ever spent any meaningful amount of time speaking with someone about subject matter beyond girls/boys/alcohol/sex/money? We are constantly being kicked in the ass by technology to do everything faster, quicker, more efficiently. Verbal communication is dead as far as its meant as a social interactive medium. Maybe that's why I love to write - there's no pressure for instant communication.

Typing/writing shit out provides the all too often overlooked luxury of delayed response. I get to proofread what I'm saying, with the ability to take back anything I've said as long as the 'Publish' button isn't pressed without penalty. I've often been told that I tend to shoot my mouth off, conveniently bypassing the cranium and sacrificing the chance to perhaps, craft an intelligent response. Verbal communication for me is always one of reaction, often leading to content that may have been better left unsaid. This is when my good friend Hindsight earns his living, and rips me a new asshole.

I haven't blogged for a long time, owing to the usual vagaries of life. Moreso now than ever since I've joined the private sector. Its been a fantastic ride thus far, and it makes me wanna punch myself in the nuts for wasting 1/3 of my life with the Navy. 'Job security' and 'Iron Rice Bowl' are overrated. It may have meant something to the baby boomers 40 years ago, but such terms are now nothing more than outdated human resource lingo that mean squat to a generation chock full of degree holders with frivolous tastes. It was an honor to have a job and make an honest living a few decades ago. These days, consider yourself lucky if your current job doesn't cause you to dread waking up each morning. I wish I were kidding too.
 
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Monday, March 14, 2011
 


This was taken at 1847hrs on the way from Raffles Place towards Joo Koon...


I love my fucking life! And I'm not just saying that...

THEN GOT CAR FOR FUCK??!!!

Seriously though..its the first time in my life I genuinely enjoy going to work.


 
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Tuesday, July 20, 2010
  And then I grew up..

It is oft said that one should always strive to leave behind one's legacy for future generations to appreciate or aspire towards..

Here is my contribution..

From top: PS3, PS2, SNES, Sega Saturn, Gamecube


If you could identify a single non-Sony accessory in the first pic, you need no frivolous hand-holding for this one

 
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Friday, April 30, 2010
  Great Redeemer

After 122 hrs..I can finally declare achieving my 1st ever PS3 platinum, for FFXIII no less. Nevertheless, my (massive) penis size remains unchanged and life keeps to the status quo of sucking-but-not-so-much-that-I'd-rather-be-dead-kind-of way.

Its still nice though.






 
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Monday, April 19, 2010
  go watch 'Monga' & thank me later




If this is not the most awesome thing ever, trolls will come while you sleep and do bad things to you.

103 days & counting..
 
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