---political correctness of the highest order---
Saturday, June 05, 2004
offroad fuckers
let me hereby officially announce that cab drivers are probably the biggest s.o.bs alive on local roads..i don't see what their fucking problem is that incapacitates them from driving anything resembling a decent human with half a brain...
alright just earlier i was just hanging out at holland v just making small talk with my fren and i see a train of bloody cabs just waiting by the roadside..ready to prey on anything moving and extort midnight fucking charges from them...ok fine so they're making a living..that's not the point!
well anyway a lorry pulls up by the roadside too where some workers need to clear out the garbage cans...just so happens the lorry needs to slot in between 2 cabs (think parallel parking). the space is tight and well the lorry can't help but block half of the next lane which effectively prevents any vehicle bigger den my dick from passing through. so what's the smart thing to do?
obviously get either the front or back fucking cab to move its sorry ass. but nooo....the front cab pretends nothing's happening, totally ignoring the ruckus that's gg on behind. the lorry dude even comes out and waves to the fucking cabbie to move its sorry ass just slightly forward but of cuz...we all know what motherfuckers cab drivers are. that bitch just refused to move...whatever the reason i can't comprehend cuz all he needed was to move maybe a metre or so forward.
so how was it resolved in the end? well...thankfully the lorry dude's pretty cool, he just proceeded to continue blocking the lane and go about his business clearing the garbage, much to the dismal of other drivers trying to pass thru that road. he didn't give a fuck, which is what we shd all aspire to be like. hah and ironically...after the lorry left, that asshole of a cabbie decided to move a few metres forward, leaving a large gaping hole between him and the back cab.
stupid fucker.
-BM-
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
alright just earlier i was just hanging out at holland v just making small talk with my fren and i see a train of bloody cabs just waiting by the roadside..ready to prey on anything moving and extort midnight fucking charges from them...ok fine so they're making a living..that's not the point!
well anyway a lorry pulls up by the roadside too where some workers need to clear out the garbage cans...just so happens the lorry needs to slot in between 2 cabs (think parallel parking). the space is tight and well the lorry can't help but block half of the next lane which effectively prevents any vehicle bigger den my dick from passing through. so what's the smart thing to do?
obviously get either the front or back fucking cab to move its sorry ass. but nooo....the front cab pretends nothing's happening, totally ignoring the ruckus that's gg on behind. the lorry dude even comes out and waves to the fucking cabbie to move its sorry ass just slightly forward but of cuz...we all know what motherfuckers cab drivers are. that bitch just refused to move...whatever the reason i can't comprehend cuz all he needed was to move maybe a metre or so forward.
so how was it resolved in the end? well...thankfully the lorry dude's pretty cool, he just proceeded to continue blocking the lane and go about his business clearing the garbage, much to the dismal of other drivers trying to pass thru that road. he didn't give a fuck, which is what we shd all aspire to be like. hah and ironically...after the lorry left, that asshole of a cabbie decided to move a few metres forward, leaving a large gaping hole between him and the back cab.
stupid fucker.
-BM-
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
