---political correctness of the highest order---
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
who says i'm bad tempered?
i'm still not sleepy so i'm gonna tell you dweebs a story....
one day (last week)a group of tertiary students decided to have a sports day in school n being the frenly dude that i am, i joined them naturally...cept that i was almost an hr late but thats not the pt...
that day happened to be one of the convocation days...ya know those days where all those fresh grads wear their grad uniforms and pretend that its actually some impt big thing? well pretend they did as many parents/gf/bf/dog/wadever came to school to show moral support or sth..so the parking lots were full as hell....
so being the patient guy that i am...i just proceeded on to raffles hall to wait for a parking space since its free parking there...as i turned into the car park, there was this white nissan primera there waiting for a lot too...
as usual...me being v understanding n frenly i moved over to the other extreme end of the carpark to wait for a lot there...n as me being v lucky, soon after some happy family was spotted walking towards their mitsubishi lancer which *gasp* was right next to my own corolla...
"heh lucky me..." i thought..so as happy family made their way to the lancer all happy n shit..i waited patiently for em' to fuck off so i could park my ass in their lot.....
den a curious thing happened...
the white primera that was on the extreme end of the lot came up alongside me, overtook me and did a three point turn into a restricted lot opposite the white lot the lancer was still parked in..."that bakero muz haf given up waiting for a white lot and decided to take the risk with the restricted one...haha unless he actually is just waiting for the lancer to come out den suddenly rush in before i can get in...but nah...haha no one has the cheek to do that..."
nothing could describe my feeling when the white fucking primera just zipped into the lot as soon as the lancer came out..right in front of my face..happily slotting the white piece of shit car into my lot...and some dickhead came out of that car..some middle aged motherfucker that looked like those retired bengs who's currently the foreman of some construction site or sth...
aniwae i gave that fatherfucker a 'watzup w that' action to which he just pointed over towards the engin carpark before turning away w/o looking back...well guess his point was made...so time to make mine...
casually i turned off the ignition, got out of the corolla, casually swaggered over to the primera and gave it a 3x good good one...ending it off with a spit to the door handle..i guess i must have been using a tad too much force...cuz when i examined my work i realised i had taken more den just the paintwork...i'd made 3x trenches on the various doors...not bad if i do say so myself...my only regret is that grandmotherfucker drove a primera..instead of maybe a merc or bmw...budden again...how can retired bengs actually afford one of those unless of cuz they know the cbk....sheesh
anyway moral of the story??
i'll leave it up to you politically correct self righteous ppl to decide...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
one day (last week)a group of tertiary students decided to have a sports day in school n being the frenly dude that i am, i joined them naturally...cept that i was almost an hr late but thats not the pt...
that day happened to be one of the convocation days...ya know those days where all those fresh grads wear their grad uniforms and pretend that its actually some impt big thing? well pretend they did as many parents/gf/bf/dog/wadever came to school to show moral support or sth..so the parking lots were full as hell....
so being the patient guy that i am...i just proceeded on to raffles hall to wait for a parking space since its free parking there...as i turned into the car park, there was this white nissan primera there waiting for a lot too...
as usual...me being v understanding n frenly i moved over to the other extreme end of the carpark to wait for a lot there...n as me being v lucky, soon after some happy family was spotted walking towards their mitsubishi lancer which *gasp* was right next to my own corolla...
"heh lucky me..." i thought..so as happy family made their way to the lancer all happy n shit..i waited patiently for em' to fuck off so i could park my ass in their lot.....
den a curious thing happened...
the white primera that was on the extreme end of the lot came up alongside me, overtook me and did a three point turn into a restricted lot opposite the white lot the lancer was still parked in..."that bakero muz haf given up waiting for a white lot and decided to take the risk with the restricted one...haha unless he actually is just waiting for the lancer to come out den suddenly rush in before i can get in...but nah...haha no one has the cheek to do that..."
nothing could describe my feeling when the white fucking primera just zipped into the lot as soon as the lancer came out..right in front of my face..happily slotting the white piece of shit car into my lot...and some dickhead came out of that car..some middle aged motherfucker that looked like those retired bengs who's currently the foreman of some construction site or sth...
aniwae i gave that fatherfucker a 'watzup w that' action to which he just pointed over towards the engin carpark before turning away w/o looking back...well guess his point was made...so time to make mine...
casually i turned off the ignition, got out of the corolla, casually swaggered over to the primera and gave it a 3x good good one...ending it off with a spit to the door handle..i guess i must have been using a tad too much force...cuz when i examined my work i realised i had taken more den just the paintwork...i'd made 3x trenches on the various doors...not bad if i do say so myself...my only regret is that grandmotherfucker drove a primera..instead of maybe a merc or bmw...budden again...how can retired bengs actually afford one of those unless of cuz they know the cbk....sheesh
anyway moral of the story??
i'll leave it up to you politically correct self righteous ppl to decide...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
