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Sunday, August 15, 2004
  engineers deconstructed...
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.

Since: Knowledge = Power,
then Knowledge = Work / Time,
and Time = Money,
then Knowledge = Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done...

and thus the true meaning of being an engineer...
i always thought it was unfair that an engin degree took 4 years of packed timetables compared to 3 years of 15-hour weeks...
 
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weeeee!!!!! we're gonna be fucking rich engineers!!!
awesome.
# Posted By Blogger marijuana4:11 PM, August 15, 2004
 
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