---political correctness of the highest order---
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
autobots....transform and masturbate!
gawd i dun fucking believe it...i turn on the tube expecting some kick ass gang rape porn to show up on my screen and instead i'm treated to an episode of smurfs...yeah those blue faggots with dicks on their heads..
i mean what the fuck has society degenerated into??
this leads me to conclude that mediacorp (or whatever bullshit station its called) assumes that their target audience is comprised of mainly brain dead children pests who think pikachu is the second coming..(i'd like to fucking second cum them..)
old school cartoons fucking rock! and whoever disagrees with me is either:
1. some sajc fag (whose dick is an ornament rather den a tool)
2. some random non singaporean chinese
3. whatever else that i can't be bothered to list
right now the revival of old school toons is in full swing. we've got the current new TMNT crap which bites malay dick with all its funky 'tude and outtadaworld enemies (wtf talking blobs of shit!?); we've had a transformers update; he-man etc...
problem is..all them fucking executives never had a proper childhood seeing that they were probably forced into child prostitution when they were young...i mean what the fuck is up with all the new images/attitudes of the shows? and where the fuck are the REAL sequels to all the awesome catoons of the 80s?
motherfuckers made a new transformers series which ended its run sometime in mid-year 2004...and what the fuck optimus prime is a FUCKING FIRE TRUCK??? and megatron is some fucking six-changer half beast war half astro boy lame ass?? AND WHY THE FUCK DO HUMANS PLAY SUCH A BIG ROLE IN A SHOW ABOUT TRANSFORMING KICK ASS ROBOTS?? each episode shows the twerp getting into trouble and waiting for the autobots to rescue his ass to shove their laser blasters up his earth asshole. (think pokemon with robots) fucking bullshit.
TMNT is currently playing on sat mornings but this ain't your older brother's TMNT. no longer is it the turtles against the shredder but whoah...now they're space travellers going to different dimensions to win tournaments and kick alien ass...
so mutant ninja reptiles from earth are able to defeat ancient gods from other dimensions with nothing but their kitchen knives and broomsticks while all the gods have are their magic wands and acid sperm...bullshit (and where the fuck is bebop and rocksteady??)
i dun watch the new he-man but it probably sux too judging by the treatment the networks gave the turtles and autobots....all we need now is an update for M.A.S.K..only this time the vehicles grow metal dicks are are able to fuck the human chicks instead...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
i mean what the fuck has society degenerated into??
this leads me to conclude that mediacorp (or whatever bullshit station its called) assumes that their target audience is comprised of mainly brain dead children pests who think pikachu is the second coming..(i'd like to fucking second cum them..)
old school cartoons fucking rock! and whoever disagrees with me is either:
1. some sajc fag (whose dick is an ornament rather den a tool)
2. some random non singaporean chinese
3. whatever else that i can't be bothered to list
right now the revival of old school toons is in full swing. we've got the current new TMNT crap which bites malay dick with all its funky 'tude and outtadaworld enemies (wtf talking blobs of shit!?); we've had a transformers update; he-man etc...
problem is..all them fucking executives never had a proper childhood seeing that they were probably forced into child prostitution when they were young...i mean what the fuck is up with all the new images/attitudes of the shows? and where the fuck are the REAL sequels to all the awesome catoons of the 80s?
motherfuckers made a new transformers series which ended its run sometime in mid-year 2004...and what the fuck optimus prime is a FUCKING FIRE TRUCK??? and megatron is some fucking six-changer half beast war half astro boy lame ass?? AND WHY THE FUCK DO HUMANS PLAY SUCH A BIG ROLE IN A SHOW ABOUT TRANSFORMING KICK ASS ROBOTS?? each episode shows the twerp getting into trouble and waiting for the autobots to rescue his ass to shove their laser blasters up his earth asshole. (think pokemon with robots) fucking bullshit.
TMNT is currently playing on sat mornings but this ain't your older brother's TMNT. no longer is it the turtles against the shredder but whoah...now they're space travellers going to different dimensions to win tournaments and kick alien ass...
so mutant ninja reptiles from earth are able to defeat ancient gods from other dimensions with nothing but their kitchen knives and broomsticks while all the gods have are their magic wands and acid sperm...bullshit (and where the fuck is bebop and rocksteady??)
i dun watch the new he-man but it probably sux too judging by the treatment the networks gave the turtles and autobots....all we need now is an update for M.A.S.K..only this time the vehicles grow metal dicks are are able to fuck the human chicks instead...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
