---political correctness of the highest order---
Sunday, December 26, 2004
boxing day...go beat up someone!
ah...the best time of the year has past..another exciting year to look forward to comprising of knowledge fueled lessons, morale boosting projects and enriching interactions with people who "think they know everything"...what better way to say goodbye to another year of knowledge fueled lessons, morale boosting projects and enriching interactions with people who "thought they knew everything"..
its the perfect time to have a "year end review" and evauluate the immense contribution i've had toward this gracious, meritocratic and market driven society..
there's bound to be some wise guy out there; which for convenience's sake i'll call him 'john' who'll inevitably raise this point:
john: "all you've done all year is hurl abuse at the PM and basically everyone else; not to mention skillfully proxying all your work to others while taking all the credit!"
11: "well john..."
john: "err...actually its J-.."
11: "...its gonna be 'moron' if you don't shut up....oops too late..moron"
moron: "but.."
11: "aniwae this year i've established international relations and expanded trading and commerce relationships with external countries, thus increasing GNP growth by gigantic proportions.."
moron: "all you did was buy stuff on ebay..."
11: "..and i've paid a diplomatic call to our technologically advanced neighbour to establish and reaffirm their confidence in us, thus solving our water problem indefinitely, saving us unspeakable amounts of money"
moron: "....you went for cheap seafood in malaysia..."
11: "..not to mention i've facilitated various organizations in strengthening the well beings of their staff in order to generate billions of extra revenue for their respective companies.."
moron: "...played soccer.."
11: "and not to mention my spectacular yet noble campaign which strove for equal oppotunities for all based on their own personal disposition, thus ensuring the optimal distribution of resources for every fuction..."
moron: "...condemned malays.."
11: "...and throughout all this, i still found time to strengthen my own body and soul, improving my reflexes and brainpower by multiple factors to further help me make the new year even more fruitful than the last!"
moron: "....you played street fighter and RPGs.."
i'm a fucking genius!!!
so...what have YOU done this year? *masturbation doesn't count*
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
its the perfect time to have a "year end review" and evauluate the immense contribution i've had toward this gracious, meritocratic and market driven society..
there's bound to be some wise guy out there; which for convenience's sake i'll call him 'john' who'll inevitably raise this point:
john: "all you've done all year is hurl abuse at the PM and basically everyone else; not to mention skillfully proxying all your work to others while taking all the credit!"
11: "well john..."
john: "err...actually its J-.."
11: "...its gonna be 'moron' if you don't shut up....oops too late..moron"
moron: "but.."
11: "aniwae this year i've established international relations and expanded trading and commerce relationships with external countries, thus increasing GNP growth by gigantic proportions.."
moron: "all you did was buy stuff on ebay..."
11: "..and i've paid a diplomatic call to our technologically advanced neighbour to establish and reaffirm their confidence in us, thus solving our water problem indefinitely, saving us unspeakable amounts of money"
moron: "....you went for cheap seafood in malaysia..."
11: "..not to mention i've facilitated various organizations in strengthening the well beings of their staff in order to generate billions of extra revenue for their respective companies.."
moron: "...played soccer.."
11: "and not to mention my spectacular yet noble campaign which strove for equal oppotunities for all based on their own personal disposition, thus ensuring the optimal distribution of resources for every fuction..."
moron: "...condemned malays.."
11: "...and throughout all this, i still found time to strengthen my own body and soul, improving my reflexes and brainpower by multiple factors to further help me make the new year even more fruitful than the last!"
moron: "....you played street fighter and RPGs.."
i'm a fucking genius!!!
so...what have YOU done this year? *masturbation doesn't count*
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
