---political correctness of the highest order---
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
family guy: a primer
wowzer...muh previous post had me so riled up i just had to introduce a cartoon that's really worthy of my (and therefore your) precious time...even if you don't watch cartoons anymore cuz you're 'too cool', you should becuz you're fucking crazy and i'm always fucking right! (stupid sajc faggots piss me off did i mention that?)
aniwae...forget about whatever bullshit you see on current television...the 100000000 'reality' shows can't compare to the phat shit i'm about to introduce to you chumps...
think simpsons cross bred with southpark but without all the politically correct bullshit and you basically have the gist of the show outline...since i'm so fucking hardworking, i'm only gonna introduce one character per entry instead of cramming ur mind deficient heads with too much info...if you're buay song...GO COMPLAIN NTUC LA! fucker!
Peter Griffin
this fat fucker thinks women are just dick toys with eyes on their chests (striking similarity doncha think?). pastime is fucking his big titted wife and ignoring whatever the fuck she tries to tell him cuz he's da man and we all know the man's the boss of all. he does whatever the fuck he wants and doesn't give his big titted wife any face. (not as if he needs to, he's the fucking man of the house)
probably the character that most represents us hot blooded males out there. (fuck first, think/talk later). problem is although all normal guys are like that...but fucking local chicks are fucking uncooperative and think they're like 'too good to be fucked by us....but i'll leave that for another rant...
basically cartman fucked homer and this dipshit came out...plays the typical slapstick cliche role that will shock the living hell outta the politically correct.
sajc version:
Peter is the man of the house, although only by default. He is married to Lois, the woman he fell instantly in love with when he first saw her at her Aunt`s summer house where he was working as a towel boy.
He is a bit slow at taking in information and often makes rash decissions. If Peter tries to sort out a bad situation, it usually gets worse.
Peter is employed at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory in Quahog by Mr. Weed. His favorite past-times are drinking beer with his friends at the Drunken Clam, and watching television
stay tuned for more Family Guy....
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
aniwae...forget about whatever bullshit you see on current television...the 100000000 'reality' shows can't compare to the phat shit i'm about to introduce to you chumps...
think simpsons cross bred with southpark but without all the politically correct bullshit and you basically have the gist of the show outline...since i'm so fucking hardworking, i'm only gonna introduce one character per entry instead of cramming ur mind deficient heads with too much info...if you're buay song...GO COMPLAIN NTUC LA! fucker!
Peter Griffin
this fat fucker thinks women are just dick toys with eyes on their chests (striking similarity doncha think?). pastime is fucking his big titted wife and ignoring whatever the fuck she tries to tell him cuz he's da man and we all know the man's the boss of all. he does whatever the fuck he wants and doesn't give his big titted wife any face. (not as if he needs to, he's the fucking man of the house)
probably the character that most represents us hot blooded males out there. (fuck first, think/talk later). problem is although all normal guys are like that...but fucking local chicks are fucking uncooperative and think they're like 'too good to be fucked by us....but i'll leave that for another rant...
basically cartman fucked homer and this dipshit came out...plays the typical slapstick cliche role that will shock the living hell outta the politically correct.
sajc version:
Peter is the man of the house, although only by default. He is married to Lois, the woman he fell instantly in love with when he first saw her at her Aunt`s summer house where he was working as a towel boy.
He is a bit slow at taking in information and often makes rash decissions. If Peter tries to sort out a bad situation, it usually gets worse.
Peter is employed at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory in Quahog by Mr. Weed. His favorite past-times are drinking beer with his friends at the Drunken Clam, and watching television
stay tuned for more Family Guy....
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
