people are stupid...as usual.. since people are morons..its kinda difficult to hold any interesting conversation without being tempted to smash a brick against the person's stupid face..

expressive individuals such as myself need an outlet to bitch freely...but considering the 5 billion idiots that pollute the planet...i'd be better off talking to my testicles; at least they dun reply a question with a question or give redundant politically correct bullshit..

11: ...sigh...

testicle #1: what's eating you?

11: people are idiots..

testicle #1: of course...Man didn't keep up with evolution...their bodies grew but their minds remain in the jurassic..half the world is fucked up and the other half is male...

11: girls are all sluts!

testicle #1: you're telling me...me and the other nut shrink each time there's a female driver on the road...dumb bitches handle cars as well as lawyers handle the truth...except your mom..

11: i know..she's the only female alive that knows how to drive..

testicle #1: well at least they're good for interco...

11: shut the fuck up...they can't even perform that well...if at all..

testicle #1: oh you mean their 'conditions'...

11: dun even mention that...they think just cuz we wanna sleep with them we gotta do all sorts of bullshit to ease them into bed..

testicle #1: ...bullshit like paying for their stuff..being nice to them...presents...blah blah is that what you mean?

11: dun think you know me damn well...

testicle #1: ah fuck off you make me work 14 times a day you prick!

11: its not my fault girls dun do their job!

testicle #1: ah live with it...its a fact of life...bitches use ur money...think its their god-fucking-given right...and dump you when you refuse to pay for them..

11: ...and when it turns ugly..fucking bitch will claim 'she paid for her own stuff' because she topped up her ez link...as her sugardaddy wasn't there to send her home in his *insert generic car brand name here*..

testicle #1: ..except ur darling gf that you're so proud of..

11: yep! she's is the epitome of what every guy wants...a girl that actually behaves like a girlfriend and actually thinks of her bf as someone impt to her...not some career minded slut who follows the crowd and thinks depending on a guy is *pathetic*

testicle #1: high 5 to that!

testicle #2: eh both of you can shut up or not...i'm trying to rest up before you make me work again!

11: shut the fuck up testicle #2! its BOTH your faults that you keep churning out baby makers!!! there'd be safe sex if only you 2 bozos didn't do your job. i only need you when the wife feels like she's too free and wants a wailing prick to keep her busy!

testicle #1 and #2: yes boss...sorry boss...blame it on nature...its not like we want to produce the stuff...its those fucking hormone enzymes...

hormone enzymes: FUCK YOU!

11: ... 
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??

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