bricks are our frens...!! bricks are fucking useful...you know...those red blocks are are rather dense used to build walls and stuff lydat?? yeah...THOSE bricks..

bricks are used for lots of applications...construction..paperweights..foundation and lets not forget assault weapons as well..

doesn't really make sense initially...i mean why assault someone with a brick rather than use a more sophisticated tool like a gun or something...

people like these are also likely to wonder why we use writing materials instead of PDAs...
damn techno geeks!

for one thing...bricks are much more violent assault weapons than stupid pea shooters..you at best killer the fucker after shooting him...easy painless (after a while) death with minimal multilation of the original body...

but bricks....that's a whole different story...bricks are our fucking frens!! marginal utility of these red blocks of stone are way higher AND cheaper than silly rifles...

bricks allow the user to bash the victim's face into an unrecognizable pulp of blood and flesh...deriving maximum pleasure for minimal work...let's face it...there're billions of stupid morons alive that would be much better off without a face to scare little kids...not to mention piss you off from sprouting rubbish all day long...

to add insult to injury...after smashing a fucking brick into the moron's ugly mug..its possible to buah the brick across the victim's face to ensure nothing remains of his/her face...imagine using your foot to extinguish a cig...except swap foot for brick and cig for 'ugly face'...

how to use a brick:

step 1: find a brick (any damn brick!)
step 2: find a person you hate (just count to 10 and one fool will surely appear)
step 3: walk up to victim and smash brick against victim's face (scream ensues)
step 4: wipe victim's face with brick (entrails and all...)
step 5: optional double attack (in the nuts for guys, tits for girls)
step 6: laugh your balls off (its really quite comical)

victims of brickly assault:

1. Liang Jing Ru Fish Leung

her songs are fucked up slow emotionally charged lumps of shit that usually are accompanied with retarded fucking tunes...all her fucking songs have this oh-so-innocent slow lovey dovey shit fuck type aura around them...man i'd like to smash her fucking face in with a brick and shove it up her ass!! oh...and being FUCKING UGLY doesn't help either...

2. Cai Chun Jia

this is an unlucky victim...requiring the brick treatment for singing that stupid fucking irritating single 'ri chu'!! abso-fucking-lutely criminal the way she sings it...there's this damn lan jiao tune to it as if she's singing some fucking techno version of an opera musical...downright sleazy bullshit!! brick the bitch!!

3. Ugly humans

DIE....JUST FUCKING DIE...!!!

thank fucking goodness there're still gorgeous looking chicks like eunice to keep me from bricking every motherfucker in sight...tks dear! =)

btw...all you politically correct s.o.bs who think my views are downright tyrannical and violent...my reply to you bitches is to merely 'go fuck each other' and ask yourselves whether you'd like to administer such 'brutality' to yours truly...

if you answered 'no'...YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING LIAR!!

if you said 'yes'....you'd fail miserably and prove my point that you're just another statistic to add to the stupid people numbers...

bricks fucking rule!!! 
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1 peasants have disturbed me ¶ 10:57 PM