---political correctness of the highest order---
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
people are really stupid 2...
call me whatever big headed fucktard you want..but i can predict the 'next big thing' that will make singaporeans go into orgasmic frenzies trying to purchase them all...
here's a list of belongings i predicted would become orgasm inducing objects:
1. baggy clothing
2. MD players
3. Sony Playstation
4. digital camera
5. transformer toys ( i hate those clarke quay poseurs who think they're hardcore)
...just to name a few..but lets ignore that fact for a moment and focus on me ranting about my next 'vision'..
my prediction today is that there will be a surge in GYM MEMBERSHIPS this year...the art of lifting heavy objects and running on the spot like a cunt will attain nation wide popularity as young adults (typically) run to the nearest california or planet fitness to subscribe for the right to act like a moron in front of hundreds of people...
its suddenly fashionable to be part of a gym...keeping oneself under the impression that 'hey i'm fit and i'm healthy and this will improve my sex life'...i used to think only professional body builders and gays frequent gyms to keep their ass in shape but now there's a line of poseurs scheduling time to head for a fishbowl to be mocked at..
hey dun give me that look i'm not making this shit up..
everyone wants to feel like they care about their image...want to think they look good...want to feel empowered that they've got kontrol over their scheduled lives...think that they can alter their destiny by following a timetable....
...and the ironic thing is for all the churlish reasons these poseurs come up with...they're still less phsyically empowered than some random john who occasionally enjoys a game of leisure soccer and stuffs his ass with fast food afterwards...
'hey look at me! i'd rather pay money to take control over my scheduled life and feel that my lifestyle is robust than to run off those fats..oh wait..did i mention that i ONLY lift real authentic weights being there's no substitue available that mimics a heavy object i could carry?'
get a frickin' life you fucking oddities...
btw, does it strike anyone that its FUCKING RETARDED to go town and run on a treadmill AND pay money to do so?
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
here's a list of belongings i predicted would become orgasm inducing objects:
1. baggy clothing
2. MD players
3. Sony Playstation
4. digital camera
5. transformer toys ( i hate those clarke quay poseurs who think they're hardcore)
...just to name a few..but lets ignore that fact for a moment and focus on me ranting about my next 'vision'..
my prediction today is that there will be a surge in GYM MEMBERSHIPS this year...the art of lifting heavy objects and running on the spot like a cunt will attain nation wide popularity as young adults (typically) run to the nearest california or planet fitness to subscribe for the right to act like a moron in front of hundreds of people...
its suddenly fashionable to be part of a gym...keeping oneself under the impression that 'hey i'm fit and i'm healthy and this will improve my sex life'...i used to think only professional body builders and gays frequent gyms to keep their ass in shape but now there's a line of poseurs scheduling time to head for a fishbowl to be mocked at..
hey dun give me that look i'm not making this shit up..
everyone wants to feel like they care about their image...want to think they look good...want to feel empowered that they've got kontrol over their scheduled lives...think that they can alter their destiny by following a timetable....
...and the ironic thing is for all the churlish reasons these poseurs come up with...they're still less phsyically empowered than some random john who occasionally enjoys a game of leisure soccer and stuffs his ass with fast food afterwards...
'hey look at me! i'd rather pay money to take control over my scheduled life and feel that my lifestyle is robust than to run off those fats..oh wait..did i mention that i ONLY lift real authentic weights being there's no substitue available that mimics a heavy object i could carry?'
get a frickin' life you fucking oddities...
btw, does it strike anyone that its FUCKING RETARDED to go town and run on a treadmill AND pay money to do so?
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
