The Beautiful Game.. lim peh today officially started worrying about the oh-so-frickin-important FYP...which happily coincided with the opening day for the worst institution in the universe...awesome coincidence esp considering my stoopid FYP is a collaboration with the said institution...

BUT....whatever.

since it was the first day of the new acad year...there were a bunch of retards crowding the walkways giving out shit nobody gives a wank about..unless they were giving out useful freebies like files..notebooks etc etc.

of cuz then there were the staple morons who kept trying to recruit new blood into their whatever clubs/societies...
like i've been telling the entire world..I AM FRICKIN YOUNG and today proved that as usual i'm right in my judgement...six billion and 1 tools tried to jio me to join their whatever piss poor club..which i blatantly told them to FO being the friendly dude that i normally am...

one thing did strike me however...
a lot of shitfucks asked me "do you play basketball?"

what? just cuz i'm like SLIGHTLY above average in height it automatically makes me a basketballer is it? which part of lim peh even resembles anything like a ball bouncing pro?

i just dun get it...so does it mean by default i must play bball in order to put my height to full advantage..? then why doesn't the netball association recruit me then? i'd reject every single one of their shots (am i even allowed to guard them while they pose for 5 secs trying to aim for the net..?), intercept all their passes and generally make them look like the male-equivalent of pussies...netball is a hardcore GAME after all..

its so damn ironic to be mistaken for a baller when i dun care much for the game..i dun know anyone (other than kw) who plays the sport..and each time the word is mentioned in any of the conversations i have with frens...words like 'poseur' and 'fairy' inevitably come up..followed by howling laughter...

personally...i've got nothing against anyone who plays the game..perhaps the media has overportrayed bball more of a socializing tool than a game/sport...esp in those idol dramas..and since anything championed by boyband shitfucks invariably invoke vomit...the game basketball is the unfortunate victim of my scorn...even darling herself mentioned before that she thought it would be so damn cool if i played bball so that she could just swoon at the shuai-qi-ness...

i proceeded to puke all over her................nah!

to be fair tho...mebbe i really shd give the game a chance..afterall if so many ppl assume that i play basketball..the rule of popularity-vote means that i'm probably totally kickass at the game as well...no?

so peasants i implore you...relinquish onto thou the art that is bball...and let me fondle her inner workings...bestow before me the oppotunity to open a can of whoop ass on yourselves and invite me to join you in The Beautiful Game... 
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5 peasants have disturbed me ¶ 7:33 PM