in days of yore...
holy batshit..!!today was darling's and prick's convo-fucking-cation!!but why waste time with words...of course there's the mandatory couple shot..
surprise surprise! guess who else convocated today!!
pleasant surprise to see our very own lai-jie there today..all decked out in the artsy-pink gown..imagine the shock when me and desmond saw her on the frickin' broadcast...definitely a good day for the best orientation group in the world...no prizes for guessing why the fuck we had to wait over 2 hours for the bloody engineering grad to show up...just look at how many of us turned up just to take a damn pic with the dipshit malaysian....check it out...its frickin' darth dipshit...
proving that indeed personnel from the opposite end of the causeway are questionable in mental stability...here's a top secret special scene cut out from episode 3...where anakin morphs his lightsabre into pure fiery white...this is just sooooo wrong....
yes ppl...looks like the 3 years of pure hard work has paid off for my darling...she's finally obtain a plofessional deglee and is ready to built structures of HIGH integrity...and poor prick is now officially jobless with a first class degree in road sweeping...finally...rizzo then
rizzo now
i swear on hitler's sweaty nuts that even after so many goddamn years...absolutely nothing has changed...rizzo has always been and will always be the pinnacle of total awesome-ness and there's nothing in existence to challenge the integrity of my statement...i maintain that even with the title of 'graduate'....prick (and soon-to-be the rest of us) are ultimately just as clueless and fucked up as ever....remember kids...you're paying the universities over $20000 in fees for them to make you more stupid that you were in JC!!
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
0 peasants have disturbed me