beng & his blob today i see clander & realise its the last day of the old 2005 year...arbo in a few hours its oreddi new 2006 year!!
so its only courtestee to wish everybodi

HAIRPEE NEW YEARS!!

i think here n dere den i realise this is a super shitty year...the USA got typeoon rosak their oil drilling machines in the end car oil prices rise..now stupid 1.6L toyota pump one shot over $60 bucks!

nabeh!

last time $40+ only now price increase by so much!! jibye those atas universiti enginears must quickly invent those hybrid car..hybrid cuz can run on electricity and patrol! they should make one run on man juice as well..den next time no need line up like monkey for 20% discount..just think of sexy ger with big neh neh den got feul for the car liao!! but i think the driver muz very powderful..need to produce a lot of man juice..haha i think next time can modify car to run on blood also after no more man juice..

and den got death of that ex man u player gorge best..wah nah beh play football only when die got so many ppl sad...jibye! i think next time that cannot sing cannot act fucker edison chen die all the superfishal char bo all committ seeside while us manly man celebrating!!

but end of the day i think the first one to up the lorry will be Lee Kuan Yew...he so fucking old liao but machaim cannot die one...i remember last time read in the newspaper he quote that even if he die-ded, he will still rise from grave to fuck ppl in the backside if the PAP cock anything up! Lee Hsien Loong you better be careful dun allow anything bad happen, or else your old man will shove his man meat into your PAP backside!! LKY that guy superman la! budden so what? when he finally dies..all we concerned about is whether will delcare public holiday or not...! haha!

so yah 2005 cannot make it...i hope 2006 will be better!

and here got 5 good reason why 2006 will consperm be worse for anybody who is not me:

1. lim peh finally gonna graduate this fucking year from jibye univesiti

2. SONY PayStation3 gonna come out and destroy those aqua who play ass-box

3. Funorama XVIII!!! dunno why they cannot just use '18'..trying to atas..knn! Febrary 18 hor!

4. Surf n Sweat 2006!! see bikini babes while kicking other ppl ass at beachvolley!!

5. lim peh turn 25 liao finally can declare cat Y when doing ippt.

enjoy your NYE! 
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??

-e|even¹¹-

2 peasants have disturbed me ¶ 5:37 PM