---political correctness of the highest order---
Thursday, January 12, 2006
bite me!
its one thing to rain;
its another thing altogether to rain continuously;
its an entirely different issue once it rains perennially over the course of multiple sunrises!
when the suns' out you could engage in a multitude of different outdoor activities..well basically you could do practically any damn thing..
when it snows it opens up an entire different spectrum of totally ratshit awesome stuff to do..sledding, snowfights, snow days you name it..
when God rips em' a new one and sends typhoons and earthquakes upon us schools and offices stay closed for the duration of the natural disaster..
but when it rains?
we stay indoors and invent new profanities to project our misguided annoyance.
i hate the fucking rain! 3 moons of non stop Heaven piss whaling down on the mortals...too light to cause school closing floods or power cuts but too heavy to do any damn thing outdoors without slipping to death first.
since all my views represent the major demographic, i factually state that nobody likes the fucking rain! even those untanned health hazards who fear IPPT more than being eaten alive by angry rats hate falling water. last i heard the reason given was because umbrellas were getting too heavy for them to hold over their stupid heads..maybe times have changed now and they're complaining about their shoes getting wet or something..
well we can't fuck with mother nature without breeding some half man half animal monstrosity so the only alternative would be to convert all indoor halls into street soccer courts. nobody gives a shit about basketball or floorball and that hardcore game girls play where they throw this ball around and hope their stationary sports bra wearing opponents dun happen to be standing exactly in the ball's path..
then at least i'd get some fucking exercise that's OUTSIDE the goddamn bedroom.
i fucking hate rain!
p.s next week, armed with only a flashlight and a set of pliers, i shall demonstrate where self righteous twats find the source of their political correctness.
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
its another thing altogether to rain continuously;
its an entirely different issue once it rains perennially over the course of multiple sunrises!
when the suns' out you could engage in a multitude of different outdoor activities..well basically you could do practically any damn thing..
when it snows it opens up an entire different spectrum of totally ratshit awesome stuff to do..sledding, snowfights, snow days you name it..
when God rips em' a new one and sends typhoons and earthquakes upon us schools and offices stay closed for the duration of the natural disaster..
but when it rains?
we stay indoors and invent new profanities to project our misguided annoyance.
i hate the fucking rain! 3 moons of non stop Heaven piss whaling down on the mortals...too light to cause school closing floods or power cuts but too heavy to do any damn thing outdoors without slipping to death first.
since all my views represent the major demographic, i factually state that nobody likes the fucking rain! even those untanned health hazards who fear IPPT more than being eaten alive by angry rats hate falling water. last i heard the reason given was because umbrellas were getting too heavy for them to hold over their stupid heads..maybe times have changed now and they're complaining about their shoes getting wet or something..
well we can't fuck with mother nature without breeding some half man half animal monstrosity so the only alternative would be to convert all indoor halls into street soccer courts. nobody gives a shit about basketball or floorball and that hardcore game girls play where they throw this ball around and hope their stationary sports bra wearing opponents dun happen to be standing exactly in the ball's path..
then at least i'd get some fucking exercise that's OUTSIDE the goddamn bedroom.
i fucking hate rain!
p.s next week, armed with only a flashlight and a set of pliers, i shall demonstrate where self righteous twats find the source of their political correctness.
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
