---political correctness of the highest order---
Thursday, March 23, 2006
woot! woot!
machaim 3 weeks since last blog-ded..that must mean nothing interesting's been happening..
yea i wish i were kidding too...
its been years since i set foot on the beach..and weeks since i last had a game of soccer..and a few centuries ago since the last gathering/outing/whatchamacallits..
i wish i were exaggerating too...
but one interesting thing did occur tho'...on the hallowed street soccer courts of NIE where i had the chance to shame the other miscreants on the court again..
..but this time was slightly different..there were boobies on the court as well..and not those poseur type whore byatches you find at those sports club street challenges who do jack shit except sit at the sidelines and wonder how many guys have eye fucked the shit outta her..
no people..i'm talking about boobies who run sweat and shout with the boys..who display actual soccer skills that are capable of making a fool out of some guys..
yub yub...i got a chance to play footy with a few IVP soccer chicks (well not 'chicks' descriptively but figuratively) and holy shit that was an eye opener..
nah don't get me wrong they didn't run circles around the boys or anything like that..neither were they any better den a typical team of male retards..but when a girl takes a ram to her chest and still manages to control the ball..that's something to cheer about and something you NEVER EVER see again...
did i mention it was only 2 of them who each scored BEAUTIFUL goals?? a chested volley for the first and a direct blast from the other...and i'm not talking about those of the fruity kind but the kind i typically find myself displaying BOOYAH!!
yea and as a sidenote...if any of you tools think i'm blowing my horn..feel free to receive a humbling lesson in soccer..feel VERY free to jio me for a game..cuz its been weeks since my last game..
end of off-tangentism..
anyway..yea...my first time playing soccer with girls..girls who actually know how to play the beautiful game..who make intelligent passes and dribbles..who dare to use their precious heads to make contact with the ball..who can actually make lesser males look like crippled faggots on the court...
i look forward to playing soccer with girls again...and for once there's no hidden sexual message within...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
yea i wish i were kidding too...
its been years since i set foot on the beach..and weeks since i last had a game of soccer..and a few centuries ago since the last gathering/outing/whatchamacallits..
i wish i were exaggerating too...
but one interesting thing did occur tho'...on the hallowed street soccer courts of NIE where i had the chance to shame the other miscreants on the court again..
..but this time was slightly different..there were boobies on the court as well..and not those poseur type whore byatches you find at those sports club street challenges who do jack shit except sit at the sidelines and wonder how many guys have eye fucked the shit outta her..
no people..i'm talking about boobies who run sweat and shout with the boys..who display actual soccer skills that are capable of making a fool out of some guys..
yub yub...i got a chance to play footy with a few IVP soccer chicks (well not 'chicks' descriptively but figuratively) and holy shit that was an eye opener..
nah don't get me wrong they didn't run circles around the boys or anything like that..neither were they any better den a typical team of male retards..but when a girl takes a ram to her chest and still manages to control the ball..that's something to cheer about and something you NEVER EVER see again...
did i mention it was only 2 of them who each scored BEAUTIFUL goals?? a chested volley for the first and a direct blast from the other...and i'm not talking about those of the fruity kind but the kind i typically find myself displaying BOOYAH!!
yea and as a sidenote...if any of you tools think i'm blowing my horn..feel free to receive a humbling lesson in soccer..feel VERY free to jio me for a game..cuz its been weeks since my last game..
end of off-tangentism..
anyway..yea...my first time playing soccer with girls..girls who actually know how to play the beautiful game..who make intelligent passes and dribbles..who dare to use their precious heads to make contact with the ball..who can actually make lesser males look like crippled faggots on the court...
i look forward to playing soccer with girls again...and for once there's no hidden sexual message within...
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
