---political correctness of the highest order---
Sunday, July 23, 2006
I Will Own You At Every Game Possible
holy sacred cow of viknesh!!
its been a whole month since *hypocritical asshooolism* got an updai-to! ironic..considering those days were predominantly spent preventing myself from choking on air..the boring type that is. oh heck nobody's perfect, even though i've been labelled one previously multiple times by those who ironically again, wish nothing but multiple stab wounds across my genitials.
ignoring the retards who forced my good friend Mr. English to include 'doldrums' in his repetoire of wordy goodness, there's pretty much nothing exciting happening, unless you count the Fifa World Cup as something to shave your pubics over. fear not however, as yours truly still retains his darkness of youth. yes so Italy won this time round, no complaints there. i've always advocated their team use since Winning Eleven 6, so its no groin cruncher that they won. better them than france anway. damn frenchies.
did i mention the whole world seems to have gone gobsmacked silly over the host country Germany? oh i'm sorry..that's DEUTSCHLAND for you purists. nowhere on God's brown earth can i find the home jersey any longer. holy shit it seems everyone's jumping the bandwagon now and thinks Deutschland are the ass smackers of the world. or maybe the nice jersey design had something to do with it. well it doesn't matter. apparently everyone and their mothers (myself included) like to pretend that they're young upstarts that will eventually take the world by nazi storm. or maybe they think Schweinsteiger is the new name for the Playstation3.
not me though..i happen to support Germany's golden boot boy Miroslav Klose.
yep and i know anyone reading this will immediately go into a nonsensical diatribe and claim that he's nowhere near the top world class players. well no shit sherlock nobody ever said you only could only support the *best* team or player. neither would i liken myself to him. yes, he's tall and good looking (only not that tall), sports a mean ass header, dons the fabled 11 jersey and has one of the best attitudes on the pitch (yeah go fuck yourself Zidane lovers), but i'm a chinese and he's a german and that's a big enough difference.
oh yea...shocking revelation
Nightcrawler = Klose
don't they look alike now??
not alls good in deutschland though..adidas has proven itself worthy of the shitty-workmanship-yet-high-in-demand moniker along names like Nike and...hmm guess that's it. after 2-3 short months of once-a-week usage, my adidas court shoes have begun their journey to branded hell. as usual, the soles are tearing in all the wrong places (heel for gawd's sake) and its only a matter of time before i start wondering why my skin's disappearing from my sole. awesome! adi dassler would be a proud man.
so what does any materialistic snobbish good for nothing singaporean do? why buy Nike again of course and convince himself that this time, it'll be different. if calculations are correct, i should be obtaining my next pair of adidas by october. yup..convincing i am.
worship me..for i am shallow and materialistic just like the rest of you.
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
its been a whole month since *hypocritical asshooolism* got an updai-to! ironic..considering those days were predominantly spent preventing myself from choking on air..the boring type that is. oh heck nobody's perfect, even though i've been labelled one previously multiple times by those who ironically again, wish nothing but multiple stab wounds across my genitials.
ignoring the retards who forced my good friend Mr. English to include 'doldrums' in his repetoire of wordy goodness, there's pretty much nothing exciting happening, unless you count the Fifa World Cup as something to shave your pubics over. fear not however, as yours truly still retains his darkness of youth. yes so Italy won this time round, no complaints there. i've always advocated their team use since Winning Eleven 6, so its no groin cruncher that they won. better them than france anway. damn frenchies.
did i mention the whole world seems to have gone gobsmacked silly over the host country Germany? oh i'm sorry..that's DEUTSCHLAND for you purists. nowhere on God's brown earth can i find the home jersey any longer. holy shit it seems everyone's jumping the bandwagon now and thinks Deutschland are the ass smackers of the world. or maybe the nice jersey design had something to do with it. well it doesn't matter. apparently everyone and their mothers (myself included) like to pretend that they're young upstarts that will eventually take the world by nazi storm. or maybe they think Schweinsteiger is the new name for the Playstation3.
not me though..i happen to support Germany's golden boot boy Miroslav Klose.
yep and i know anyone reading this will immediately go into a nonsensical diatribe and claim that he's nowhere near the top world class players. well no shit sherlock nobody ever said you only could only support the *best* team or player. neither would i liken myself to him. yes, he's tall and good looking (only not that tall), sports a mean ass header, dons the fabled 11 jersey and has one of the best attitudes on the pitch (yeah go fuck yourself Zidane lovers), but i'm a chinese and he's a german and that's a big enough difference.
oh yea...shocking revelation
don't they look alike now??
not alls good in deutschland though..adidas has proven itself worthy of the shitty-workmanship-yet-high-in-demand moniker along names like Nike and...hmm guess that's it. after 2-3 short months of once-a-week usage, my adidas court shoes have begun their journey to branded hell. as usual, the soles are tearing in all the wrong places (heel for gawd's sake) and its only a matter of time before i start wondering why my skin's disappearing from my sole. awesome! adi dassler would be a proud man.
so what does any materialistic snobbish good for nothing singaporean do? why buy Nike again of course and convince himself that this time, it'll be different. if calculations are correct, i should be obtaining my next pair of adidas by october. yup..convincing i am.
worship me..for i am shallow and materialistic just like the rest of you.
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
