dial 1800-E-A-T-M-Y-S-H-O-R-T-S my IQ offcially plummeted over 150pts today which kinda squares me even with the chap you often see in the back of the bus using his speakerphone to broadcast his lack of taste in music to the entire world (or the bus at least).

dood whappen??

aye..its back to the institution of lower learning again where *gasp* silly graduate degree holders like you n me attend some course meant for 17 year olds. yes yes the girls look like shit to complement the asshats who think that water parades involve a mass orgy of balloons filled with heych-too-ooooo.


shocking yes...i'm not too impressed with how it turns out no doubt....








apparently professionalism isn't a mantra practiced by certain tertiary institutions...unlike that practiced by oh say...CITIBANK?!
..thankfully my godlike image elevates it to somthing worth waving your panties over
..and yes the institution took this long just to invite us to get our mugshots in order to issue us the pass on the spot.

HEY HEY HEY!! DON'T BLAME ME FOR THEIR (in)EFFICIENCY I WAS NEVER PART OF THEIR TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC...
silly peasants!

nearly forgot...feel free to look me up there in your commendable attempts to teach me a lesson in humility..its not a long walk to walk from one faculty to the next =)

i not stoopid k? i come from good skool....

amazing isn't it? 
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??

-e|even¹¹-

2 peasants have disturbed me ¶ 10:59 PM