---political correctness of the highest order---
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
i'm 12 fingers long..
fucking ridiculous..abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous..
so i'm working on some assignment and from the corner of my eye i witness this profanity bleeding my precious sightbringers of their precious conciousness..
i'm talking about that stupid what-the-fuck-is-this 'Girls Out Loud' that apparently found its way into Channel 5's schedule..the one that stars that fugly hag blogger with this DJ chick. basic premise of the show revolves around them helping remind me why certain species of the fairer sex should be left out of the evolutionary path for the dead.
OMG its Beauty and The Troll (special edition bend-to-150cm posture)
thank you mediacock for such a value-add show that demonstrates the profanity the gahmen is willing to bestow upon the brainwashed masses..so Family Guy gets cut from air because it contains politically incorrect and sexual overtones but 'Girls Shit Out' gets airtime because you fags like to read posts blogged by some fugly nutlick who measures dick lengths based on her vivid imagination rather than hands-on experience...
well shit it doesn't matter..at least there's that other taller thinner chioer chick who's willing to degrade herself for the show to function..but its effin' appalling to see such shit on tv..the most recent episode apparently featured these 2 retards interviewing for some jobs..well that's nice it's good to see a show trying to teach young singaporeans how to make an impression while trying for a job...
*pre-interview preparations*
hot chick acting like a retard: "she hates to cover up..."
normal person trying to actually teach something: "you're wearing a camisole so you'll need a jacket.."
fugly even with makeup bitch: "can i not wear the jacket? it makes me less sexy!"
normal person trying to actually teach something: "the jackets' a must!"
*interview time*
Tip #1: If you're unsure what to do, the first thing to do is to try and flirt
*cuts to scene where the one who should hide behind a virtual curtain indefinitely attempting to remove said jacket from earlier* (why not use the other taller thinner one is totally beyond me..i'm sure the producers are fucking girls)
*role-play time*
interviewer: "where's my car? i've been waiting for over a month"
hot chick who acts like a retard: "have you spoken to the manager?"
interviewer: "yes i've spoken to every fucking person including the emperor of kalimdor!"
HCWALAR: "ok there shouldn't be any problem for you to take the car right now"
interviewer: "where's the license plate???"
HCWALAR: "oops didn't see that"
short fat ugly shitface: "its in the glove compartment!!"
interviewer: "glove compartment......"
SFUS: "that's right! everything's inside!"
interviewer: "....."
interviewer: "the door's locked!"
SFUS: "am i sexy?"
..........
and then there's this part about them trying to be telemarketers or something along those lines that require them to call random people to talk to them..
heartland dwelling housewife: "ni ke yi jiang hua wen mah?" (can you be low class?)
dumbass shortass fatass from RV: "err...err..."
(speaks to camera): "she wants me to be low class which was what my alma mater excelled at!!!"
DSFfRV: "okthankyoubyebye!"
knn!!
you might as well give me a prime time slot as well..i've this excellent programme in mind that will send ratings through the fucking roof! its a commentary on why senior citzens should take up dangerous hobbies/jobs and a special on overpopulation and why fugly individuals like those mentioned above need a vasectomy/ligation as soon as humanly possible..
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
so i'm working on some assignment and from the corner of my eye i witness this profanity bleeding my precious sightbringers of their precious conciousness..
i'm talking about that stupid what-the-fuck-is-this 'Girls Out Loud' that apparently found its way into Channel 5's schedule..the one that stars that fugly hag blogger with this DJ chick. basic premise of the show revolves around them helping remind me why certain species of the fairer sex should be left out of the evolutionary path for the dead.
thank you mediacock for such a value-add show that demonstrates the profanity the gahmen is willing to bestow upon the brainwashed masses..so Family Guy gets cut from air because it contains politically incorrect and sexual overtones but 'Girls Shit Out' gets airtime because you fags like to read posts blogged by some fugly nutlick who measures dick lengths based on her vivid imagination rather than hands-on experience...
well shit it doesn't matter..at least there's that other taller thinner chioer chick who's willing to degrade herself for the show to function..but its effin' appalling to see such shit on tv..the most recent episode apparently featured these 2 retards interviewing for some jobs..well that's nice it's good to see a show trying to teach young singaporeans how to make an impression while trying for a job...
*pre-interview preparations*
hot chick acting like a retard: "she hates to cover up..."
normal person trying to actually teach something: "you're wearing a camisole so you'll need a jacket.."
fugly even with makeup bitch: "can i not wear the jacket? it makes me less sexy!"
normal person trying to actually teach something: "the jackets' a must!"
*interview time*
Tip #1: If you're unsure what to do, the first thing to do is to try and flirt
*cuts to scene where the one who should hide behind a virtual curtain indefinitely attempting to remove said jacket from earlier* (why not use the other taller thinner one is totally beyond me..i'm sure the producers are fucking girls)
*role-play time*
interviewer: "where's my car? i've been waiting for over a month"
hot chick who acts like a retard: "have you spoken to the manager?"
interviewer: "yes i've spoken to every fucking person including the emperor of kalimdor!"
HCWALAR: "ok there shouldn't be any problem for you to take the car right now"
interviewer: "where's the license plate???"
HCWALAR: "oops didn't see that"
short fat ugly shitface: "its in the glove compartment!!"
interviewer: "glove compartment......"
SFUS: "that's right! everything's inside!"
interviewer: "....."
interviewer: "the door's locked!"
SFUS: "am i sexy?"
..........
and then there's this part about them trying to be telemarketers or something along those lines that require them to call random people to talk to them..
heartland dwelling housewife: "ni ke yi jiang hua wen mah?" (can you be low class?)
dumbass shortass fatass from RV: "err...err..."
(speaks to camera): "she wants me to be low class which was what my alma mater excelled at!!!"
DSFfRV: "okthankyoubyebye!"
knn!!
you might as well give me a prime time slot as well..i've this excellent programme in mind that will send ratings through the fucking roof! its a commentary on why senior citzens should take up dangerous hobbies/jobs and a special on overpopulation and why fugly individuals like those mentioned above need a vasectomy/ligation as soon as humanly possible..
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
