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Thursday, January 04, 2007
  know your sperm count..
presented today on upthelorry.blogspot.com is a list of things most of you induhviduals probably never knew but in all honesty should kick yourselves in the gonads for not knowing so..




i've done it..have you?

1. Rubbing non permanent markers over permanent markers makes permanent ink susceptible to erasure on a whiteboard

2. Car tyres all have the same outer diameter irregardless of the size of the rims you use

3. A larger count on "XX" in XX-24-36 says nothing about the size of a female's chest

4. Japanese bra cups != American bra cups

5. Some girls are even uglier with makeup than without

6. Tendons don't recover when its worn out

7. There's a parasite that makes women more promiscuous and attractive to men and makes men dumber

8. Fake semen is used in pornos..yes they MAKE fake semen

9. The AE86 is has very nominal specifications that wouldn't raise anyone's eyebrows

10. BMW stands for Barvarian Motor Works


..and thus ends Part I of an ongoing series of tidbit-sized value-added information..
praise and worship me for my noble deed..

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