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Friday, February 16, 2007
  i like my car!
fwah! i sign in to blogger as per usual and alas! rather than give me my old fashioned way of signing into upthelorry, the handsome fuglys at blogger.com decided that me using gmail was a better alternative to signing into blogger, hence forcing me to downgrade my account...

oh well all things considered...
LIM PEI IS A HAPPY MAN!! i now have authoritative experience in the fields of cosmetic extensions!

today i will take everyone into the world of zhng-ing cars.
zhng (cher-ng): to modify; bastardize; penis extensions

have a cheebic that looks too frenly? or a lanser with an owner that thinks its an evo? have no fear upthelorry is here to bring you the latest in zhng-ing teknologi; guaranteed to make you look as if you've got a large penis!

in today's lesson, we learn why having 2 exhausts is infinitely better than 1.


Here is exhibit 1...before the zhng! Note the lonely smoke hole totally unfitting for a Euro R replica.



First we needsta install the muffler tank. Only fools would assume just adding another pipe on the left would cut it. Noobs!



The welding process. You weren't thinking it was attached with superglue didja? After frolicking in SP for the better part of a year, i can actually appreciate what the professionals do.



Now to add the exhaust pipe. Also done via welding. Looks pretty different from the original pipe doesn't it? No fear that's what zhng-ing is all about --> how to make garbage look good!



And finally!!! Add on the Euro R exhaust pipe trunking and viola!! You're one step closer to making people think your baby's worth 10k more!!



nice hor? you'd be happy too when you see your baby grow up!
 
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