---political correctness of the highest order---
Saturday, March 03, 2007
someone needs to slap ettiquete in the face..
this is a public service announcement..
i'd like to warn all you smart individuals who read upthelorry about certain dubious businesses who operate at singapore's very own Newton Circus.
this is an official complaint against the stall that sits directly in front of Table No. 27 in Newton Circus; the one that sells some XO whatever that's been recognized by that show hosted by Fiona Xie. its located at the very front of the centre coming from the carpark. i can't comment on the quality of the drivel they serve since i didn't order jack squat from them, but their attitudes towards paying customers are fucking deplorable. let's call it Stall Fuckyourmotherjibye.
so i'm there with a fren yesterday indulging in the usual stingray-carrot cake-combo sitting at Table 27. its a rainy evening so there are a fair number of dry tables available. so the after meal plan was to just sit there and bitch about why people are generally assholes; and things go well for a good portion of an hour as i down my usual sugarcane while commenting on the ugliness of the girls that get caught within my range of sight.
suddenly the hokkien mee uncle delivers a plate of his stuff to my table and after puzzling over his incompetence in remembering orders, we realise that its meant for the vendors of stall fuckyourmotherjibye. ok lor..they haven't had their dinner can't deprive them of food right? well a quick look around the immediate vicinity indicates there're more than enough tables for EACH of the 2 vendors so the 2 of us just continue have oral sex. things continue to go well and neither of us even realised one of the vendors (lets use fuckyourmotherjibye vendor 1) had sat down next to my fren and started consuming his shit. well no biggie right..share share loh no harm done.
so our conversation continues as per normal until out of nowhere..and i really mean NOWHERE, fuckyourmotherjibye vendor 1 who was beside my fren suddenly stated, and i QUOTE:
"ya'll finish eating yet anot? my fren haven't eat no chair how to eat?"
believe me when i say his tone was of the provoking type and may my wheels get stolen if i'm exaggerating one bit.
seriously...WHAT THE FUCK?!
the last i recalled WE were the customers of the hawker centre. last i knew its free seating as well. a quick check with my memory tells me THERE ARE FUCKING SEATS IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY REACH OVER AND FONDLE SOMEONE'S TITS IF SOMEONE SAT THERE! now assuming fuckyourmotherjibye vendor 1 isn't a fucking asshole, no amount of rational thinking would lead me to conclude why he puked out what he did. so we're sitting at proper tables directly in front of your fucking stall, how bout using any of the other tables that requires you to take (literally) 2 more steps to reach?? it translates to another half a metre away from your precious fuckyourmotherjibye stall. what? some bangla gonna run into an occupied hawker centre to steal your uncooked hae bi issit? even fuckyourmotherjibye vendor 2 was fucking paiseh when he heard that.
i don't understand...you'd rather piss potential paying customers off to save your colleague 2 fucking steps? so much for business acumen...so what if fiona xie took a piss in your wok before?? any dipshit that turns away from money needs to reconsider a career in shit eating. i'm definitely never ever patronising from this particular stall as long as i remember this episode and i'm gonna let as many as possible know about the crock business practices of stall fuckyourmotherjibye. maybe one day when i forget how to bear grudges...maybe.
pls people..don't give such fucktards your business. there're plenty other 'famous' stalls in newton selling similar foods. the same thing may happen to you one day and it'll be too late to regret giving your money to those louts at Stall Fuckyourmotherjibye selling some XO dunnowhat in front of Table 27 at newton circus.
fuckyourmotherjibye i'm pissed.
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
i'd like to warn all you smart individuals who read upthelorry about certain dubious businesses who operate at singapore's very own Newton Circus.
this is an official complaint against the stall that sits directly in front of Table No. 27 in Newton Circus; the one that sells some XO whatever that's been recognized by that show hosted by Fiona Xie. its located at the very front of the centre coming from the carpark. i can't comment on the quality of the drivel they serve since i didn't order jack squat from them, but their attitudes towards paying customers are fucking deplorable. let's call it Stall Fuckyourmotherjibye.
so i'm there with a fren yesterday indulging in the usual stingray-carrot cake-combo sitting at Table 27. its a rainy evening so there are a fair number of dry tables available. so the after meal plan was to just sit there and bitch about why people are generally assholes; and things go well for a good portion of an hour as i down my usual sugarcane while commenting on the ugliness of the girls that get caught within my range of sight.
suddenly the hokkien mee uncle delivers a plate of his stuff to my table and after puzzling over his incompetence in remembering orders, we realise that its meant for the vendors of stall fuckyourmotherjibye. ok lor..they haven't had their dinner can't deprive them of food right? well a quick look around the immediate vicinity indicates there're more than enough tables for EACH of the 2 vendors so the 2 of us just continue have oral sex. things continue to go well and neither of us even realised one of the vendors (lets use fuckyourmotherjibye vendor 1) had sat down next to my fren and started consuming his shit. well no biggie right..share share loh no harm done.
so our conversation continues as per normal until out of nowhere..and i really mean NOWHERE, fuckyourmotherjibye vendor 1 who was beside my fren suddenly stated, and i QUOTE:
"ya'll finish eating yet anot? my fren haven't eat no chair how to eat?"
believe me when i say his tone was of the provoking type and may my wheels get stolen if i'm exaggerating one bit.
seriously...WHAT THE FUCK?!
the last i recalled WE were the customers of the hawker centre. last i knew its free seating as well. a quick check with my memory tells me THERE ARE FUCKING SEATS IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY REACH OVER AND FONDLE SOMEONE'S TITS IF SOMEONE SAT THERE! now assuming fuckyourmotherjibye vendor 1 isn't a fucking asshole, no amount of rational thinking would lead me to conclude why he puked out what he did. so we're sitting at proper tables directly in front of your fucking stall, how bout using any of the other tables that requires you to take (literally) 2 more steps to reach?? it translates to another half a metre away from your precious fuckyourmotherjibye stall. what? some bangla gonna run into an occupied hawker centre to steal your uncooked hae bi issit? even fuckyourmotherjibye vendor 2 was fucking paiseh when he heard that.
i don't understand...you'd rather piss potential paying customers off to save your colleague 2 fucking steps? so much for business acumen...so what if fiona xie took a piss in your wok before?? any dipshit that turns away from money needs to reconsider a career in shit eating. i'm definitely never ever patronising from this particular stall as long as i remember this episode and i'm gonna let as many as possible know about the crock business practices of stall fuckyourmotherjibye. maybe one day when i forget how to bear grudges...maybe.
pls people..don't give such fucktards your business. there're plenty other 'famous' stalls in newton selling similar foods. the same thing may happen to you one day and it'll be too late to regret giving your money to those louts at Stall Fuckyourmotherjibye selling some XO dunnowhat in front of Table 27 at newton circus.
fuckyourmotherjibye i'm pissed.
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
