---political correctness of the highest order---
Monday, June 25, 2007
a dialogue says a thousand pictures..
Prime: "Ironhide! Report to me at once!"
Ironhide: "Everytime I look into a monitor my circuit sizzles. When are we gonna bust some Deceptichops?"
Prime: "I want you to make a special run to Autobot city on Earth!"
Ironhide: "But Prime!"
Prime: "Listen Ironhide! We don't have enough energon to power a full scale assault! Ready the shuttle for launch!"
Ironhide: "Your days are numbered now Decepticons!"
*Awesome transforming sound*
Prime: "Jazz! Report security status!"
Jazz: "No sign of Decepticons here Prime!"
Spike: "Hey Ironhide! Tell my son Daniel I miss him. And tell him not to worry! I'll be home as soon as we kick Megatron's tail across the galaxy!"
Ironhide: "Will do Spike."
Prime: "Cliffjumper! Commence countdown!"
Cliffjumper: "5..4..3..2..1..Ignition!"
Prime: "Now all we need is a little energon, and a lot of luck."
Shockwave: "Laserbeak returns, Megatron!"
Megs: "Welcome Laserbeak! Unlike some of my other warriors you never fail me!"
*Stunned Starscream*
Megs: "Soundwave! Play back Laserbeak's findings!"
Soundwave: "As you command, Megatron."
*playback"
(I want you to make a special run to Autobot city on Earth...But Prime...Listen Ironhide we don't have enough energon to power a full scale assault...Ready the shuttle for launch...Now all we need is a little energon and a lot of luck)
Megs: "More than you imagine, Optimus Prime."
*KABOOM*
Brawn: "Decepticons!"
Megs: "Die Autobots!"
*Awesome transforming sound into gun mode* cue 'Instruments of Destruction'
(Iron birds of fooortune...adrift above the skieeees....Cloudy revelation...unseen by naked eyes...)
*tiu tiu tiu terbish kapow*
*Transformation sound*
Megs: "This was almost too easy Starscream."
Starscream: "Much easier almighty Megatron, than attacking the Autobot's moon base!"
Megs: "You're an idiot Starscream. When we slip by Earth's warning defense systems in their own shuttle, the Autobots will be vanquished forever!"
*Ironhide grabs Megs' leg*
Ironhide: "Noooo...."
Megs: "Such heroic nonsense..."
*KABOOM*
....
and that was the end of most all the 'bots we grew up with and love...barely 5 minutes into the 1986 movie. you think i'm kidding? go watch it for yourselves and tell me i made the wrong sound effects for the battle in the shuttle.
and now...to make things up to all the broken childhoods and nightmares caused, the new 2007 movie will probably help us all ease right on into the movie for a good hour before you even see half a Transformer appear, and likely a good 2 hours before so-n-so gets obliterated.
the difference 20 years make....and still those bastards don't get things right!
goddammit michael bay you better pray to your vishnu gods that your fucking movie better rape my eyes out and make me sell my car for a yellow camaro...else i'm gonna induce change to the world by writing angry things on an internet blog, things that involve you and sentinent nuclear horse cocks.
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
Ironhide: "Everytime I look into a monitor my circuit sizzles. When are we gonna bust some Deceptichops?"
Prime: "I want you to make a special run to Autobot city on Earth!"
Ironhide: "But Prime!"
Prime: "Listen Ironhide! We don't have enough energon to power a full scale assault! Ready the shuttle for launch!"
Ironhide: "Your days are numbered now Decepticons!"
*Awesome transforming sound*
Prime: "Jazz! Report security status!"
Jazz: "No sign of Decepticons here Prime!"
Spike: "Hey Ironhide! Tell my son Daniel I miss him. And tell him not to worry! I'll be home as soon as we kick Megatron's tail across the galaxy!"
Ironhide: "Will do Spike."
Prime: "Cliffjumper! Commence countdown!"
Cliffjumper: "5..4..3..2..1..Ignition!"
Prime: "Now all we need is a little energon, and a lot of luck."
Shockwave: "Laserbeak returns, Megatron!"
Megs: "Welcome Laserbeak! Unlike some of my other warriors you never fail me!"
*Stunned Starscream*
Megs: "Soundwave! Play back Laserbeak's findings!"
Soundwave: "As you command, Megatron."
*playback"
(I want you to make a special run to Autobot city on Earth...But Prime...Listen Ironhide we don't have enough energon to power a full scale assault...Ready the shuttle for launch...Now all we need is a little energon and a lot of luck)
Megs: "More than you imagine, Optimus Prime."
*KABOOM*
Brawn: "Decepticons!"
Megs: "Die Autobots!"
*Awesome transforming sound into gun mode* cue 'Instruments of Destruction'
(Iron birds of fooortune...adrift above the skieeees....Cloudy revelation...unseen by naked eyes...)
*tiu tiu tiu terbish kapow*
*Transformation sound*
Megs: "This was almost too easy Starscream."
Starscream: "Much easier almighty Megatron, than attacking the Autobot's moon base!"
Megs: "You're an idiot Starscream. When we slip by Earth's warning defense systems in their own shuttle, the Autobots will be vanquished forever!"
*Ironhide grabs Megs' leg*
Ironhide: "Noooo...."
Megs: "Such heroic nonsense..."
*KABOOM*
....
and that was the end of most all the 'bots we grew up with and love...barely 5 minutes into the 1986 movie. you think i'm kidding? go watch it for yourselves and tell me i made the wrong sound effects for the battle in the shuttle.
and now...to make things up to all the broken childhoods and nightmares caused, the new 2007 movie will probably help us all ease right on into the movie for a good hour before you even see half a Transformer appear, and likely a good 2 hours before so-n-so gets obliterated.
the difference 20 years make....and still those bastards don't get things right!
goddammit michael bay you better pray to your vishnu gods that your fucking movie better rape my eyes out and make me sell my car for a yellow camaro...else i'm gonna induce change to the world by writing angry things on an internet blog, things that involve you and sentinent nuclear horse cocks.
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY??
-e|even¹¹-
